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Old 27-08-2012, 03:29 AM   #1
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Default Pair of Elvis'Stained Underpants Up for Auction

The MSM ceases to amaze with the bollocks it reports as news. Let alone who would actually BID for these .... and WHY?

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The King's briefs will go on sale at an auction of Elvis Presley memorabilia.

Unwashed and still soiled with stains, Presley's underpants were worn beneath one of his famous white jumpsuits during a performance in 1977.

The light-blue dance briefs are expected to fetch up to £10,000 ($15,281) when they go under the hammer next month at the auction in Stockport, Cheshire.

Elvis did not want any lines visible while he was on stage wearing his vast array of dazzling jumpsuits and this pair of underpants was obtained from the estate of Vernon Presley, Elvis' father.

Presley died 35 years ago this month and there is expected to be a lot of interest from his fans around the world.

Other items up for sale include his personal Bible, which is expected to raise as much as £25,000.

The Bible was given to Presley on his first Christmas at Graceland in 1957 and was used throughout his life until his death on August 16, 1977.

It contains his handwritten notes, thoughts, annotations and underlining.

Poignantly, one of the many lines emphasised by the entertainer states: "What is a man advantaged if he gain the whole world and lose himself or be cast away?"

Also on sale is 16mm film footage from Priscilla Presley's personal home movies of Elvis, of family holidays and their daughter Lisa growing up.

It also includes footage of their wedding and the first time Elvis and Priscilla brought their daughter home to Graceland from hospital, Christmas inside Graceland and other special family moments.

The full catalogue and auction will be streamed live from the auction room in Stockport at omegaauctions.co.uk on September 8.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-...-be-auctioned/

His mum clearly hadn't taught him to shake or wipe properly had she!


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Old 30-08-2012, 02:11 PM   #2
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Default Elvis' skid-marked shorts for sale

I must say, this turned my stomach. Only the most die hard Elvis fan would find this attractive.

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Old 30-08-2012, 06:06 PM   #3
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Arrow Stain proof

He should've worn Black...
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Old 30-08-2012, 07:28 PM   #4
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He should've worn Black...
No shit! (sorry, I couldn't resist)
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Old 30-08-2012, 08:15 PM   #5
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No shit! (sorry, I couldn't resist)


Black does show up white stains though so they are not totally stain proof...


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light them and bite them :P
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Old 02-09-2012, 01:44 AM   #8
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:37 PM   #9
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Old 03-09-2012, 01:42 AM   #10
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Is that Elvis's masonic apron?!
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Old 03-09-2012, 02:29 AM   #11
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Is that Elvis's masonic apron?!
I thought it might have ben one of yours ...


There can be no doubt that the Masonic apron has been developed from the apron worn by operative masons in the middle ages. The few examples surviving show that the operative apron was fashioned from the skin of an animal, most probably a sheep...A cobbler apron ( tabard) is a type of apron that covers both the front and back of the body. It is fastened with sides ties or with waist bands that tie in the back. It covers most of the upper part of the body and is frequently used in many vocational occupations...





An apron is an outer protective garment that covers primarily the front of the body. It may be worn for hygienic reasons as well as in order to protect clothes from wear and tear. The apron is commonly part of the uniform of several work categories, including waitresses, nurses, and domestic workers. Many homemakers also wear them. It is also worn as a decorative garment by women. Aprons are also worn in many commercial establishments to protect workers clothes from damage, mainly bib aprons, but also others such as blacksmith or farrier aprons...The term "apron" also refers to an item of clerical clothing, now largely obsolete, worn by Anglican bishops and archdeacons...Other types of aprons include the pinafore...Alice, the eponymous heroine of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, wore a pinafore over her dress in John Tenniel's illustrations...



Lewis Carroll (pen name of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson) (27 January 1832 – 14 January 1898) was the author of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass. He was named as a suspect based upon anagrams which author Richard Wallace devised for his book Jack the Ripper, Light-Hearted Friend...

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Old 03-09-2012, 11:00 AM   #12
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Default Have skid marks ever been auctioned before?

Does anyone know??

£10,000 makes them some fairly expensive skids! No?
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JENNIFER Love Hewitt will only date a guy if his underwear is free of skid-marks...
The Ghost Whisperer star — who recently split from boyfriend Jamie Kennedy is currently dating actor John Asher — says there is no surer way than a pair of dirty undies to turn a girl off...

“Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks,” explains Jennifer. “If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again...
“Guys should also be funny, have a Great Smile, Great White Teeth, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.”...



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Old 04-09-2012, 12:23 AM   #15
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Leah Sublime,
Goddess above me!
Snake of the slime
Alostrael, love me!
Our master, the devil
Prospers the revel.
Tread with your foot
My heart til it hurt!
Tread on it, put
The smear of your dirt
On my love, on my shame
Scribble your name!
Straddle your Beast
My Masterful Bitch
With the thighs of you greased
With the Sweat of your Itch!
Spit on me, scarlet
Mouth of my harlot!
Now from your wide
Raw ****, the abyss,
Spend spouting the tide
Of your sizzling piss
In my mouth; oh my Whore
Let it pour, let it pour!
You stale like a mare
And fart as you stale;
Through straggled wet hair
You spout like a whale.
Splash the manure
And piss from the sewer.
Down to me quick
With your tooth on my lip
And your hand on my prick
With feverish grip
My life as it drinks—
How your breath stinks!
Your hand, oh unclean
Your hand that has wasted
Your love, in obscene
Black masses, that tasted
Your soul, it’s your hand!
Feel my prick stand!
Your life times from lewd
Little girl, to mature
Worn whore that has chewed
Your own pile of manure.
Your hand was the key to—
And now your frig me, too!
Rub all the much
Of your **** on me, Leah
****, let me suck
All your glued gonorrhea!
**** without end!
Amen! til you spend!
****! you have harboured
All dirt and disease
In your slimy unbarbered
Loose hole, with its cheese
And its monthlies, and pox
You chewer of cocks!
****, you have sucked
Up pricks, you squirted
Out foetuses, fucked
Til bastards you blurted
Out into space—
Spend on my face!
Rub all your gleet away!
Envenom the arrow.
May your pox eat away
Me to the marrow.
**** you have got me;
I love you to rot me!
Spend again, lash me!
Leah, one spasm
Scream to splash me.
Slime of the chasm
Choke me with spilth
Of your sow-belly’s filth.
Stab your demonical
Smile to my brain!
Soak me in cognac
**** and cocaine;
Sprawl on me! Sit
On my mouth, Leah, shit!
Shit on me, slut!
Creamy the curds
That drip from your gut!
Greasy the turds!
Dribble your dung
On the tip of my tongue!
Churn on me, Leah!
Twist on your thighs!
Smear diarrhoea
Into my eyes!
Splutter out shit
From the bottemless pit.
Turn to me, chew it
With me, Leah, whore!
Vomit it, spew it
And lick it once more.
We can make lust
Drunk on disgust.
Splay out your gut,
Your ass hole, my lover!
You buggering slut,
I know where to shove her!
There she goes, plumb
Up the foul Bitch’s bum!
Sackful of skin
And bone, as I speak
I’ll bugger your grin
Into a shriek.
Bugger you, slut
Bugger your gut!
Wriggle, you hog!
Wrench at the pin!
Wrench at it, drag
It half out, suck it in!
Scream, you hog dirt, you!
I want it to hurt you!
Beast-Lioness, squirt
From your Cocksucker’s hole!
Belch out the dirt
From your Syphillis soul.
Splutter foul words
Through your supper of turds!
May the Devil our lord, your
Soul scribble over
With sayings of ordure!
Call me your lover!
Slave of the gut
Of the arse of a slut!
Call me your sewer
Of spilth and snot
Your fart-sniffer, chewer
Of the shit in your slot.
Call me that as you rave
In the rape of your slave.
Fuck! Shit! Let me come
Alostrael—Fuck!
I’ve spent in your bum.
Shit! Give me the muck
From my whore’s arse, slick
Dirt of my prick!
Eat it, you sow!
I’m your dog, fuck, shit!
Swallow it now!
Rest for a bit!
Satan, you gave
A crown to a slave.
I am your fate, on
Your belly, above you.
I swear it by Satan
Leah, I love you.
I’m going insane
Do it again!"Leck mich im Arsch"

'Aleister Crowley'

In psychology, a scatology is an obsession with excretion or excrement, or the study of such obsessions...Some coprophiles engage in this practice. Psychiatrists using the classification system of the DSM-IV would consider this a symptom of the paraphilia called coprophilia "if the behaviour, sexual urges, or fantasies cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning". Coprophagia is also depicted in pornography, usually under the term scat (from scatology)...Scatological studies allow one to determine a wide range of biological information about a creature, including its diet (and thus where it has been), healthiness, and diseases such as tapeworms. The word derives from the Greek σκώρ (genitive σκατός, modern σκατό, pl. σκατά) meaning "feces"...Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart displayed scatological humour in his letters and a few recreational compositions...

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An early 20th century observer who suspected that Mozart's scatological materials could be interpreted by psychological pathologies was the Austrian writer Stefan Zweig, who amassed a large collection of musical manuscripts. His collection included the Bäsle letters (at the time, unpublished) as well as the autographs of Mozart's scatological canons Difficile lectu and O du eselhafter Peierl. Zweig sent copies of the Bäsle letters to the celebrated psychiatrist Sigmund Freud with the following suggestion:

These nine letters ... throw a psychologically very remarkable light on his erotic nature, which, more so than any other important man, has elements of infantilism and coprophilia. It would actually be a very interesting study for one of your pupils.

Freud apparently declined Zweig's suggestion. As Schroeder notes, later psychobiographers seized on the letters as evidence for psychopathological tendencies in Mozart.

Some authors in the 1990s interpreted the material as evidence that Mozart had Tourette syndrome (TS). Simkin catalogued the scatological letters and compared their frequencies with similar vulgarisms from other members of Mozart's family—they are far more frequent. The scatological materials were combined by Simkin with biographical accounts from Mozart's own time that suggested that Mozart suffered from the tics characteristic of Tourette syndrome.His claim was picked up by newspapers worldwide, causing an international sensation, and internet websites have fueled the speculation...

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Eternal spirit/Positive forward Eugh! The front of the Y fronts appear to be shit stained (I can't stomach zooming in on the pic) Did Elvis have a shitty dick that day? (Elvis is gay rumor)

Or was he so out of it he put his pants on backwards! After doing number twos, maybe his bidet was out of order that day too huh.

Chocolate sauce or tomato ketchup? He probably liked to chill in his chair and panties to eat.
A slight Exaggeration I think as usual coming from you, I would like to see your white shreddies after a routine of a sweaty few hours on the stage,or after your sweaty internet session,"Eugh!" I bet they would be all nice white and clean for the laundry lady to pick out...


Looks like eternal forward has removed his/her post...

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Old 04-09-2012, 01:09 AM   #17
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The MSM ceases to amaze with the bollocks it reports as news. Let alone who would actually BID for these .... and WHY?


http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-...-be-auctioned/

His mum clearly hadn't taught him to shake or wipe properly had she!

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Confused as to how this thread has morphed. I started it on "Today's News" and now it appears here with my original post as post #2 and the original title of the thread changed. What gives?
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:16 AM   #18
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Confused as to how this thread has morphed. I started it on "Today's News" and now it appears here with my original post as post #2 and the original title of the thread changed. What gives?
Why would you want it on todays news section it would disappear off the front page after a few minutes...and into the archives of oblivion...never to be seen again...unlike Elvis's shreddies and the Stained Apron...

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Why would you want it on todays news section it would disappear off the front page after a few minutes...and into the archives of oblivion...never to be seen again...unlike Elvis's shreddies and the Stained Apron...
Doesn't really bother me where it is, I'm just wondering why the thread now appears to have been started by somebody else. Was it merged with another thread?
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I'm just wondering why the thread now appears to have been started by somebody else. Was it merged with another thread?
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