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Old 24-09-2010, 02:20 AM   #1
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Default Nasal spray to cure your shyness

Scientists have discovered that the hormone oxytocin could help wallflowers overcome awkwardness in social situations

The chemical dubbed "the hormone of love" is known to increase empathy and bonding – especially parents and their children.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...e-shyness.html

Spray a little in each hole and you will be cured of your gross illness.

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Old 24-09-2010, 02:21 AM   #2
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Vodka works fine for me.
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Old 24-09-2010, 02:21 AM   #3
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Why? They already have nasal powder for that!!

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Vodka works fine for me.
Works well for me too but they want obedient slaves.
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Why? They already have nasal powder for that!!

why would u wanna snort sugar?
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Old 24-09-2010, 05:28 PM   #7
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in other words: spray ecstasy.
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why would u wanna snort sugar?
come on a sugar high is fantastic!!!!
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Old 24-09-2010, 06:07 PM   #9
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Errm, excuse me, but shyness is not due to lack of empathy and bonding. It is due to anxiety.

The cure is a small amount of alcohol. This harmless cure has been known for thousands of years

W.we didnt need to waste money paying scientists to come up with this crap.
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why would u wanna snort sugar?
It does look a bit grainy, don't it???
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Errm, excuse me, but shyness is not due to lack of empathy and bonding. It is due to anxiety.

The cure is a small amount of alcohol. This harmless cure has been known for thousands of years

W.we didnt need to waste money paying scientists to come up with this crap.
You have to be full aware they need to take away everything that makes us human to become more subservient. They have done this to dehumanize us down to being good little happy zombies.

I wouldn't be surprised if this crap ends up in the flu mist nasal spray.
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Old 24-09-2010, 07:49 PM   #12
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It might actually work with little side effects. It's unpatentable, in any event.

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Old 24-09-2010, 09:39 PM   #13
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I wonder if it has a vaccine in it

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