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Old 13-05-2018, 11:57 AM   #21
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How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Gas light.
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Old 13-05-2018, 12:03 PM   #22
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How many trolls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Gas light.
Three.
One to claim the jews broke it. One to say it would have been worse if Hillary had to be in charge of changing it and one to claim it never broke. Its all fake news
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Old 13-05-2018, 12:26 PM   #23
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None of you people even know what a troll is ffs.

Shit thread.
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Old 13-05-2018, 12:36 PM   #24
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I think they already have that competition between themselves





^ It can be a beautiful art form?!
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Old 13-05-2018, 03:29 PM   #25
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Trolls, go and make some money!!

wow, i've just discovered this. Does anyone been on one? You earn money by playing games and everyone watching it.

https://www.twitch.tv/loriipops

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Old 13-05-2018, 08:50 PM   #26
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Can police officers currently not out patrolling p'troll here?

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Old 17-05-2018, 09:34 AM   #27
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I think we need to set-up a world wide troll council to curve their addiction.

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Old 20-05-2018, 10:34 AM   #28
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Default The real reason behind trolling.

OK, so I've figured it out.

Use NLP to go higher and higer up on the pyramid of behaviour, motivation.

Basically, they troll not because they are bored but....
lack passion i.e. sex in their life.
Trolling gives them thrill and creates heated arguments. This is their passion, sex substitution.

ahhh.
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Do you think....trolls troll in real life too? Like offline?

Do you know someone who trolls offline?
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Old 22-05-2018, 11:29 PM   #30
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Your Mum sits on top of the Ice Cream van with her legs wide apart while saying: "10p per lick".



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Old 01-06-2018, 06:16 PM   #31
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So we are meant to transmute what is 'negative' into positive and benefit it.

I already know what to do with negative enetities, the one that are attracted to me but how would you benefit from trolls? List them below and we will capitalise on it....ok?
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I think they already have that competition between themselves
That coul be the Truth.....

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None of you people even know what a troll is ffs.

Shit thread.
Please enlighten us with your explanation of what a Troll actually is ffs.

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Please enlighten us with your explanation of what a Troll actually is ffs.

A Palestinian?
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Your joking?
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Or Trolling?

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Well, they do eat Goats
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Well, they do eat Goats
You are joking!!!.......

Are you saying that humans eat animal flesh ?

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You are joking!!!.......

Are you saying that humans eat animal flesh ?

If you go to a Jamaican restaurant, they have goat curry (in the UK).
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Old 02-06-2018, 11:24 PM   #40
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Did you know you can actually go to prison for trolling on Twitter? However, you only get a short sentence.
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