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Old 11-01-2013, 11:11 AM   #41
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Then she pulled out a nail gun and hammered his bollocks to a wall - oh yes she did.




Rhymes doesn't it?

I can't stop laughing!!
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Old 11-01-2013, 11:17 AM   #42
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As he wired him to the national grid!
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Old 11-01-2013, 11:22 AM   #43
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Limerick 5:

There once was a nonce from Madrid,
Who fondled a five year old kid.
He pulled down his pants,
Said, "I'll have that thanks,"
As he wired him to the national grid!
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Old 11-01-2013, 04:15 PM   #44
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A smelly blind one legged dog
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Old 11-01-2013, 05:49 PM   #45
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Got lost up the arse of a frog,
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:27 PM   #46
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Got lost up the arse of a frog,
With a gigantic fart
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:32 PM   #47
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It performed a, "kick-start,"
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:49 PM   #48
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And fired him into the bog.
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Old 11-01-2013, 07:26 PM   #49
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Limerick 6:

A smelly blind one legged dog,
Got lost up the arse of a frog.
With a gigantic fart,
It performed a, "kick-start,"
And fired him into the bog!
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Old 11-01-2013, 07:27 PM   #50
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There once was a man from Tibet,
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Who took his dog to the vet.
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Old 11-01-2013, 07:41 PM   #52
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It was not for it's leisure,
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Or sexual pleasure,
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But to cut off its balls for a bet
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Old 11-01-2013, 08:26 PM   #55
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Limerick 7:

There once was a man from Tibet,
Who took his dog to the vet.
It was not for it's leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But to cut off it's balls for a bet!
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Old 11-01-2013, 09:44 PM   #56
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There once was a copper named Bill,
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Old 11-01-2013, 09:44 PM   #57
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Who deserved a cyanide pill,
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He misused his powers
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Old 11-01-2013, 09:49 PM   #59
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Runaway, and then cowered,
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Old 11-01-2013, 11:48 PM   #60
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Sorry for not playing along, but this one is pretty good, My Aunt told it to me.

There was a man from Nantucket,
whos dick was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin,
as he wiped of his chin,
If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it.
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