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Old 10-01-2013, 07:15 PM   #21
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There was a young lady from Tottenham
Her manners she had forgotten 'em
One day at the vicars
She tore off her knickers
And said she was too hot in 'em
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:16 PM   #22
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Made them all quake, and quiver,
Farting like a backfiring van
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:21 PM   #23
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Limerick 3:

There once was a bitch called suzanne,
Who pushed her men round in a pram.
She fed them on liver,
Made them all quake, and quiver,
Farting like a backfiring van!
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:23 PM   #24
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There once was a fairyprincess,
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:49 PM   #25
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Who wore a sad looking dress,
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:50 PM   #26
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It showed all her arse,
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:53 PM   #27
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She said "what a farce"....
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:15 PM   #28
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As it showed all her crabs, and her pests!
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What hung down was anyone's guess




* You decide which one was best.

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Old 10-01-2013, 08:18 PM   #30
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Limerick 4:

There once was a fairyprincess,
Who wore a sad looking dress.
It showed all her arse,
She said, "what a farce,"
As it showed all her crabs, and her pests! OR, What hung down was anyone's guess!!
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what hung down was anyone's guess




* you decide which one was best.
lol!!
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:23 PM   #32
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* You decide which one was best.
Hummmmph, I don't know which to go for......
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There once was a lass called Maxine
Who tried to type something obscene
She type at those keys
Then laughed til' she peed
And that's how her fanny turned green........
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:31 PM   #34
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There once was a lass called Maxine
Who tried to type something obscene
She type at those keys
Then laughed til' she peed
And that's how her fanny turned green........

Cheers honey.......I think?
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Cheers honey.......I think?
Any time, sweetie....
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:36 PM   #36
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There once was a nonce from Madrid,
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:45 PM   #37
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Who fondled a five year old kid.
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He pulled down his pants...
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:52 PM   #39
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Said, "I'll have that thanks,"
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Then she pulled out a nail gun and hammered his bollocks to a wall - oh yes she did.




Rhymes doesn't it?
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