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Old 19-07-2010, 03:40 PM   #641
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I wish to call the Noble Council's attention to the following:

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PEOPLE RESPECTING OTHER PEOPLE'S VIEWS LOGICALLY MEANS EVERYONE INVOLVED IS A SHILL.

What IS respect, Noble Council? Can it include such notions as agreement? Even insincere bum kissing?

As the Venerable Troll Mistress Standuptothisshit cited, "Respecting other people's views logically means they ARE a shill". AND does not a troll follow in the same tarry sludge as the shill?

So, by agreeing readily to the aforementioned post I was actually attempting to agitate the great troll mistress using her own statement as gas upon a spark - THE CALCULATIONS OF A MOST INSIDIOUS TROLL such as myself. However, Venerable Troll Mistress Standuptothisshit's skills are far, far greater than mine and she saw right through my pale attempt and whacked me lightly with a sockpuppet remark.

It stung, but I quickly realized that I had challenged a greater skill.

Tarry not, Noble Council, for I shall never, NEVER, forget who and what I am. I shall never, NEVER forget my vows!

Now, eff off with yer.

(I'm just better at being a clowney sort of troll these days since I left the news blogs - Woof! those were the days)
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Old 19-07-2010, 05:35 PM   #642
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Ah for soothe, the Troll Council have now thrown the Rule book, that has seen then through times thick and thin, out the whole in the wall of their cave and set about writting a new rule book!

There was much huffing and t'do, by all accounts (as a mere spokesman, i am not allowed to see the most inner sanctums) and apparently someones cup got broke!

There was a brief adjournment while new cups were fetched and anothe rpot of tea made, and i managed to catch a few stolen moments with the President.

I think he was very drunked, this has upset him very greatly.

Here is the widely missunderstood, and massively missquoted Troll Pres' - filmed earlier today at a secret location near Milton Keynes:


But the rule book has gone, and an emergency meeting has been called of Troll Scribes to fashion a recourse amendment and in the coming days we shall see the All new (and utterly revised) Troll Directives.

Word on the river has it that directive 2468 (never to late) will be that Trolls can agree with others if such agreance is to take the piss

And you can only imagine the friction this is causing between the new and old schools - the Prsedent said that we have to move with the ever changing rhythm of time and adjust. Some Trolls even have proper toll boothes now, so he may be right!

Apparently you have been issued a new troll badge, with a purple ribbon of distinction that allows you to cross any bridge toll-free!

And even i haven't got one of those.

You can't even get them off of ebay!

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Old 19-07-2010, 06:13 PM   #643
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I am a MAVERICK! I have changed the path of TROLLISM! This is a red letter day indeed!

Now, eff off with yers.

(The proper troll farewell)
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Old 19-07-2010, 06:16 PM   #644
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Now, eff off with yers.

(The proper troll farewell)
Thats new skool right there!

old skool is, me'h, gedoutovit.
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Old 19-07-2010, 08:07 PM   #645
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Old 19-07-2010, 08:29 PM   #646
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Venerable Troll Mistress Standuptothisshit!
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Old 19-07-2010, 08:45 PM   #647
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ARSE!

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Old 30-07-2010, 11:00 PM   #648
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Wherever, everywhere.
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Old 31-07-2010, 08:17 PM   #649
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Whew! Hi gang.

*takes off smoking body armor and helmet* *sits downs to remove battle haggard combat boots*

Just came back from the news blog flame wars, and boy are they in good form these past few days. I was fighting in the Brazilian Ethanol Liberation Front against the Global Oil Cartel.

There were F bombs, carpet juvenile insult slinging, English scholars, arm chair professors. Good times, good times.

I'm gonna take a dip in the pool and cool off.
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Get off my Bridge ya scary eyed goats!
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