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Old 04-05-2017, 09:56 PM   #2021
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On balance, I think the only reason our political elite haven't slaughtered us in camps is they need us to produce children for them to fuck

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Old 05-05-2017, 05:23 AM   #2022
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Royal blue shirt, slacks, and a tie done up to eleven. The look - 'Michael Rodd meets Motson'.
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Old 05-05-2017, 07:13 PM   #2023
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Far from simply being the pastime of grandads and postmen, in the 1970s everybody whistled. Even women. Whistling dominated the mainstream, but it also played an important role in our subculture. It's no exaggeration to say that whistling was the rap music of its day.

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It says much about the enduring appeal of jet engine technology that Paul felt inspired to write this song some 43 years after they were invented. I’m a big fan of both jets and Jet. (Not so keen on "Jed", though.)

This is just great pop. Of that there is no doubt.

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"We don't know you."

"Right. It's very rude to say that."
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I think I've just invented a new drumbeat.

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As one of the first county councils to allow library users to access the internet for free, Norfolk is in a constant state of download, letting in ideas and influences from all over the world, so long as they respect our way of life and don’t expect a free ride at our expense.
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BAFTA TV Awards 2017: Steve Coogan wins Best Male Performance in a Comedy Programme

By Radio Times staff
Sunday 14 May 2017 at 8:28PM

Asim Chaudhury, David Mitchell, Harry Enfield and Steve Coogan competed for the coveted prize at this year's ceremony

Steve Coogan has won the British Academy Television Award for Male Performance in a Comedy Programme (Scissored Isle), seeing off competition from fellow funnymen Harry Enfield (The Windsors), Asim Chaudhury (People Just Do Nothing) and David Mitchell (Upstart Crow).

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Old 15-05-2017, 08:47 PM   #2031
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It's midday midday, er 12:12. Let's have some music.
They perfectly describe the council's proposal to build affordable housing on green belt land - it's Madness.
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I looooove metaphors. I really got into them a couple of years ago.
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Lynn, even Menzies has top-shelf material. Every newsagent has its dark side.
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Clockwise and anti-clockwise round the M25. It's one of the great UK drives. Which I did manage to do when I got the afternoon off from jury service. They wanted an ethnic balance, and I was the *FALL GUY*. It was just me, a Japanese saloon and the Very Best of Deacon Blue.
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The county’s ethnic profile and strict highway code means you’d be hard pushed to find any ‘street dance’ here, but Norfolk folk sure like to move.
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Q: Does the book (I, Partridge) have an ISBN number?

Alan: Yes, I insisted on it.

Q: What is it?

Alan: You'll find it at the back of the book, but for ease of reference it's ISBN-10: 0007449178 and ISBN-13: 978-0007449170.
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“My wife’s a lecturer.”
“Hmph, aren’t they all.”
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West Yorkshire Conservative candidate gets the full Partridge treatment

A campaign sign for Jason McCartney – the Conservative candidate for Colne Valley in West Yorkshire – gets defaced in a style familiar to Alan Partridge fans.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/05/22/...dge-treatment/
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