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Old 11-04-2010, 08:09 PM   #4561
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.....What song where you playing on the banjo? Lol.

I honestly don't know many songs on Banjo. Generally speaking, the only songs that I can play are a simple C, G, and D. (Which is actually pretty common in ANY song). I play guitar, primarilly. (Acoustic).

I don't really remember what I was playing, but it was most likely the "Fast" part of "Dueling Banjos".

(C, G, and a D).

I can play "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett", (which was my entire inspiration for BUYING a banjo... I've wanted to learn to play it since I was about seven years old), and I also do "Lookin' Out My Back Door" By Creedence Clearwater Revival pretty damned good.

..... "Livin' After Midnight", by Judas Priest is pretty hysterical when my audience has been drinking a little.
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Old 13-04-2010, 11:46 AM   #4562
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I honestly don't know many songs on Banjo. Generally speaking, the only songs that I can play are a simple C, G, and D. (Which is actually pretty common in ANY song). I play guitar, primarilly. (Acoustic).

I don't really remember what I was playing, but it was most likely the "Fast" part of "Dueling Banjos".

(C, G, and a D).

I can play "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett", (which was my entire inspiration for BUYING a banjo... I've wanted to learn to play it since I was about seven years old), and I also do "Lookin' Out My Back Door" By Creedence Clearwater Revival pretty damned good.

..... "Livin' After Midnight", by Judas Priest is pretty hysterical when my audience has been drinking a little.
I'm going to watch Deliverance now...
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Old 13-04-2010, 11:52 PM   #4563
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Come'n listen to mah story 'bout a man named "Red"
Sick little bastard liked to give his Cousin head
an' then one day they was shootin' at some food
an' down from the river come a couple canoes.

"Boy",... he said... "That's a purty mouth ye' got there"...
..... "SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!"

Well the first thing ya know, Ned Beaty's ass is sore
'Cuz ol' Red treated him like a two-bit whore
'Till Burt Reynolds come an' shot him with his bow
Then they all started diggin' an' they threw him in the hole.

Buried him, that is..... now ol' Red's just feeding the worms.
Goddamned Gay Hillbilly.

.....(Banjo solo).....


Well now it's time to say goodbye to Red an' his foreskin.
Don't bend over or he'll find someplace to dip it in.
You're all invited to come back to this locality,
To have a heapin' helpin' of his hospitality.

Gay Hillbilly, that is... set a spell... take yer pants off.

..... SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!



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Old 14-04-2010, 01:10 AM   #4564
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Come'n listen to mah story 'bout a man named "Red"
Sick little bastard liked to give his Cousin head
an' then one day they was shootin' at some food
an' down from the river come a couple canoes.

"Boy",... he said... "That's a purty mouth ye' got there"...
..... "SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!"

Well the first thing ya know, Ned Beaty's ass is sore
'Cuz ol' Red treated him like a two-bit whore
'Till Burt Reynolds come an' shot him with his bow
Then they all started diggin' an' they threw him in the hole.

Buried him, that is..... now ol' Red's just feeding the worms.
Goddamned Gay Hillbilly.

.....(Banjo solo).....


Well now it's time to say goodbye to Red an' his foreskin.
Don't bend over or he'll find someplace to dip it in.
You're all invited to come back to this locality,
To have a heapin' helpin' of his hospitality.

Gay Hillbilly, that is... set a spell... take yer pants off.

..... SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!




HERE WE GO! ( Youtube Likes Deleting my audio, so Hope YA'LL get a chance to hear this one before that happens!) Lol


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Old 07-05-2010, 05:42 AM   #4565
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Stick a fork in this thread.
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Old 09-05-2010, 02:23 AM   #4566
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Old 09-05-2010, 02:24 AM   #4569
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:10 PM   #4570
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CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY either a real bear or some clever film-making (Probably both IMO)
If you honestly think this is anything else then you need serious help, mentally.

Seriously, people watch FAR TOO MANY movies and TV. So much so, their imagination and this reality have merged into one screwed up view of the world they live in. Its the sad truth and whats even sadder is the people who have created this warped perspective would RATHER all these nasty creatures to be real than to face the truth that their misguided imagination has created. Very sad indeed. Its like people lust after fear.

Vampires, Werewolves and bloody tooth-fairies do NOT exist and anyone who believes they do needs to grow up and turn off their tele because you've been brainwashed into wanting these nasty things to be real.

Trust me, there's plenty of nasty human beings out there already to satisfy your deranged thirst for blood, suffering and horror without having to create a fantasy reality with some totally warped and twisted sense of romance. Its absolutely sick and absolute proof that your ego has taken full control of your consciousness thanks to your television which you THINK is entertainment. However, in reality it just sends you into a brainwashing trance that makes you impressionable and corruptible, taking you away from love and into fear.
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Old 11-04-2011, 01:45 AM   #4571
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Um,.... Rreeve.....

..... You might want to get a tetanus shot, that fork has gotten a bit rusty.


(Wouldn't want you to get lockjaw, or anything).
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Old 24-04-2011, 04:44 PM   #4572
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CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY either a real bear or some clever film-making (Probably both IMO)
If you honestly think this is anything else then you need serious help, mentally.

Seriously, people watch FAR TOO MANY movies and TV. So much so, their imagination and this reality have merged into one screwed up view of the world they live in. Its the sad truth and whats even sadder is the people who have created this warped perspective would RATHER all these nasty creatures to be real than to face the truth that their misguided imagination has created. Very sad indeed. Its like people lust after fear.

Vampires, Werewolves and bloody tooth-fairies do NOT exist and anyone who believes they do needs to grow up and turn off their tele because you've been brainwashed into wanting these nasty things to be real.

Trust me, there's plenty of nasty human beings out there already to satisfy your deranged thirst for blood, suffering and horror without having to create a fantasy reality with some totally warped and twisted sense of romance. Its absolutely sick and absolute proof that your ego has taken full control of your consciousness thanks to your television which you THINK is entertainment. However, in reality it just sends you into a brainwashing trance that makes you impressionable and corruptible, taking you away from love and into fear.

Sorry to burst your bubble, boy genius, but the belief in monsters predates by far the invention of television. Your obsession with it is really showing, I think it's time you unplug yourself...
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Old 26-04-2011, 12:56 AM   #4573
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Check out C-Span,..... that's the channel that the REAL Monsters are on!!!


.....(OOOohhhh,..... Scary).
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Don's theme

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Old 18-09-2014, 01:16 AM   #4575
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I get the feeling we're being dripfed teasers for the upcoming Monster Quest show here.
Wow.

I found myself reading through all this crap, again..... and I found THIS quote.


Spot on, S.O.L,..... spot on.
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Old 18-09-2014, 08:40 AM   #4576
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Wow.

I found myself reading through all this crap, again..... and I found THIS quote.


Spot on, S.O.L,..... spot on.
You actually bothered reading through all that again?!?

If that's the most damning piece of evidence you managed to cherry-pick from all that scat to prove that I was wrong then excuse me while I adjourn to the bathroom with this porno mag.

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Old 18-09-2014, 10:27 PM   #4577
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You actually bothered reading through all that again?!?

If that's the most damning piece of evidence you managed to cherry-pick from all that scat to prove that I was wrong then excuse me while I adjourn to the bathroom with this porno mag.
Prove you wrong?

..... No, I meant you were correct. (About being "drip-fed" teasers until the MonsterQuest episode).

Yeah,..... I kinda got caught up in it again from page 35 to the mid-sixties. But a forum-glitch wouldn't let me progress into the 70's, so I went to bed. (I go to bed early, these days).

"Dogboy" went off to college sooner than I planned on. I was going to use HIM as my cameraman in that "Bigfoot" project I mentioned several weeks ago. I suppose I'll have to get my Wife to hold the camera for me.

I need to do that, soon.
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yeah great, they took the video down
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Old 26-10-2015, 10:12 PM   #4579
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Is there anybody out there?
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Old 02-11-2015, 04:23 AM   #4580
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That mauled women is so fake. Intestines dont look like that, its a common trick that they stand in a hole and tilt their bodies to the ground and place those plastic bowels there.
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