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Old 11-06-2017, 07:35 PM   #81
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Old 11-06-2017, 07:58 PM   #82
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Steve Carell is a lot funnier than Ricky Gervais
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Old 11-06-2017, 08:51 PM   #83
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Old 13-06-2017, 06:42 PM   #84
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And that's CRUFTS.
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Old 17-01-2018, 03:47 PM   #85
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I've had these cards made up - 'David Brent - Assertiveness and Guidance Training in Business'. If it's in you, I'll find it. That's actually what I do, I just point out what you've already got. I'm like a spiritual guide, and if I can see it's not in you, I don't want to be sued because you haven't got it.

You're not going to get me on that.
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Old 17-01-2018, 05:49 PM   #86
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I've had these cards made up - 'David Brent - Assertiveness and Guidance Training in Business'. If it's in you, I'll find it. That's actually what I do, I just point out what you've already got. I'm like a spiritual guide, and if I can see it's not in you, I don't want to be sued because you haven't got it.

You're not going to get me on that.
Ah, but does it say "convention breaker"...
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Ah, but does it say "convention breaker"...
Write it in, if you like. All of them, go on - there's a biro.
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Gareth's grown up since he's gotten that metal detector.....
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This is very well rendered indeed.

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Its not that I'm in it, or I'm a prude. Pornography degrades women.....
And I hate that.
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Old 18-03-2018, 10:05 AM   #92
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"OK, tell us your name."

"Er, Leroy."

"Who's 'Leroy'?2

"Coloured fella off of Fame."

"Use your own name!"
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You're probably wondering why I'm so generous with encouragement.
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You're probably wondering why I'm so generous with encouragement.
"Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty, satisfaction. That's what I'm, you know..."

David, that's 'manager-speak' again. I know you hate that.
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Oi, Brent ... is that all you're interested in? Chasing the Yankee dollar?
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He's a weird little bloke! Look at his cartoon face and his hair, he looks like a Fisher Price man, and his rubbish clothes... it makes me think there's something wrong with you for a start but yet in my head I'd still do you, so I'm confused.
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What black and slides down Nealsons column???

Winnie Mandela....
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What black and slides down Nealsons column???

Winnie Mandela....
Well she does now - again. In a way.
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If you want a really good pie... The Gardeners.
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