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Old 29-05-2016, 06:13 PM   #21
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And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
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Old 29-05-2016, 06:23 PM   #22
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And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
It's a nice chest, but full of wires.

(See what I did there? I sort of fused Partridge with David Brent shit.)
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People see me, and they see the suit, and they go, "You're not fooling anyone." They know I'm rock and roll through and through.
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Old 29-05-2016, 06:44 PM   #24
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It's a nice chest, but full of wires.

(See what I did there? I sort of fused Partridge with David Brent shit.)
Dares more ta ireland dan dis.
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Old 29-05-2016, 06:46 PM   #25
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I've sort of fused flash dance with mc hammer shit.

Also.....

Tea or coffee!!!! Tea or coffee!!!!
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Old 29-05-2016, 11:58 PM   #26
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Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not me.
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DO IT YOURSELF I'VE GOT TO SAVE SOME AFRICANS!!!!
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Old 30-05-2016, 05:38 PM   #28
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DO IT YOURSELF I'VE GOT TO SAVE SOME AFRICANS!!!!
He looked and sounded genuinely peed off.
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You know that saying, 'softly softly, catchy monkey'?.... I could catch a monkey....
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Old 30-05-2016, 07:02 PM   #30
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We go there every Wednesday night, and it's a fun place, but it's full of loose women. My own problem with that is venereal disease, which is disabilitating, right? Especially for a soldier.
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Old 30-05-2016, 11:17 PM   #31
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Who says famine has to be depressing???
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Old 31-05-2016, 04:00 AM   #32
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Yes I've hit the odd copper,
Yes I've enjoyed the old dooby,
But will you piss off and leave me alone
I'm walking to john o groats for some spastics
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Old 31-05-2016, 05:18 AM   #33
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"Cos when I was in the Army..."

"Territorial."

"Territorial."

"Yeah, whatever."
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I'm an educator, I'm a motivator of people. I excite their imaginations. It's like bloody Dead Poets Society sometimes out there.
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Old 31-05-2016, 08:19 AM   #35
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Gareth - go get the guitar.
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This is the accounts department, the number bods. Do not be fooled by their job descriptions, they are absolutely mad, all of 'em. Especially that one (points to Keith), he's mental. Not literally of course, that wouldn't work. Last place you'd want someone like that is in accounts.
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Gareth to Tim ( after promotion) : ...and you can start to buck yer ideas up. We'll be having a ship shape ship run round these 'ere parts from now on.
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I mean it's not a sexual day.
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Gareth to Tim ( after promotion) : ...and you can start to buck yer ideas up. We'll be having a ship shape ship run round these 'ere parts from now on.
And they'll go, 'Yes, he's got good leadership skills, let's all go with him to our certain death.' Also, if you're laughing in the jungle, you can give away your position to the enemy.
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