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Old 27-07-2011, 11:24 AM   #21
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'kommen sie bitte und listen to kraftwerk'

'Say what you like about Billie Piper, but she is the most popular prostitute on ITV'

'Keep your clubs away from his young, it's Seal.'

'You are the rudeth....Judith.'

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Old 27-07-2011, 11:32 AM   #22
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"Knowing me Alan Partridge sacking you Glenn Ponder!"..."AHA!!"

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Old 27-07-2011, 11:40 AM   #23
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"Knowing me Alan Partridge sacking you Glenn Ponder!"
Old school, I can beat that.

'Couple of youngster's there fooling around, lets hope that, that tomfoolery doesn't escalate into blind ugly violence.'

'Boof....Eat my goal, the goalie has got football pie all over his shirt'

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Old 27-07-2011, 12:08 PM   #24
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Old school, I can beat that.

'Couple of youngster's there fooling around, lets hope that, that tomfoolery doesn't escalate into blind ugly violence.'

'Boof....Eat my goal, the goalie has got football pie all over his shirt'


I love "welcome to this mornings farmer" The bit where Partridge makes a pun and it falls completely flat and he says "Robert a bit slow on the uptake there, I don't know what he had for breakfast, presumably an infected spinal column in a bap"
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Old 27-07-2011, 12:23 PM   #25
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'If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.'
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Old 27-07-2011, 12:39 PM   #26
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Old 27-07-2011, 12:39 PM   #27
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'kommen sie bitte und listen to kraftwerk'

'Say what you like about Billie Piper, but she is the most popular prostitute on ITV'

'Keep your clubs away from his young, it's Seal.'

'You are the rudeth....Judith.'
Hehehehehe
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Old 27-07-2011, 01:15 PM   #28
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Anyone heard the radio series? It's fucking brilliant.


'D'ya wanna be queen?'
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Old 27-07-2011, 01:27 PM   #29
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Anyone heard the radio series? It's fucking brilliant.


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*high pitched voice* 'Smelly Alan Fartridge.'
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Old 27-07-2011, 09:35 PM   #30
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'Don't rub your fanny on me!!'

'Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spiiiiiike'

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Old 27-07-2011, 09:52 PM   #31
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Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
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Old 27-07-2011, 10:27 PM   #32
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A get motivated weekend for the Bostick sales force

They're men, they're men.....on that bombshell

Don't draw cock

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Old 28-07-2011, 06:29 AM   #33
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The Dutchess of Stranraer......"twat, that was liquid comedy!!"
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Old 28-07-2011, 01:09 PM   #34
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Old 28-07-2011, 01:45 PM   #35
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There are blokes....involved...that's the important bit...
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you feed beef burgers to swans that line always cracks me up for some reason
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you feed beef burgers to swans that line always cracks me up for some reason
"I've seen the big eared boys on farms"

That does it for me!
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