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Old 03-02-2019, 06:30 AM   #1
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Default Life Hacks: Pretend Monday is Wednesday and Thursday is Monday

If you work Monday to Friday, try pretending Monday is Wednesday.

Then it's Hump Day already and the end is in sight.

When you get to Thursday, pretend it's Monday and you only have to work two days this week.

Works a charm.

Also, if you're over 40, pretend that when you hit 39 the normal birthday rules ceased to apply, and every subsequent birthday makes you 39.

A lot of ageing is psychological.

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Old 03-02-2019, 12:54 PM   #2
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Deluding yourself is not a life hack.
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Old 05-02-2019, 06:09 PM   #3
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Wilford Brimley from the Cocoon movie is still alive
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Old 05-02-2019, 08:01 PM   #4
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Deluding yourself is not a life hack.
Nah.

There's no such thing as a 'Monday' so you're free to tweak the concepts in your mind to your advantage.

And counting laps of the sun to psychologically program your death clock is a fool's game.

You only do it because Mommy trained you to think that way when you were 3 or 4.

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Old 05-02-2019, 08:02 PM   #5
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Wilford Brimley from the Cocoon movie is still alive
I found that out recently too.

Extraordinary.
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Old 05-02-2019, 08:19 PM   #6
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Does this shizzle work if you're Craig David...?!

I mean, just get straight down to Wednesday's business without all the palaver!

Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
We chilled on Sunday
I met this girl on Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
We chilled on Sunday


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Old 06-02-2019, 12:35 PM   #7
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If you work Monday to Friday, try pretending Monday is Wednesday.

Then it's Hump Day already and the end is in sight.

When you get to Thursday, pretend it's Monday and you only have to work two days this week.

Works a charm.

Also, if you're over 40, pretend that when you hit 39 the normal birthday rules ceased to apply, and every subsequent birthday makes you 39.

A lot of ageing is psychological.
or you could work for yourself and set your own work patterns

a life hack i saw in the papers this week was to use a fork to hang a picture

if you are having trouble locating the wire or string onto the hook you simply put a fork with the prongs facing down onto the hook so that the handle leans away from the wall and is facing upright

then you hook the wire/string over the fork handle and slide it down onto the hook until it takes the weight of the picture

then you pull the fork away
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Old 07-02-2019, 03:06 AM   #8
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If there is no time, how can day.

Absence of absence but still the stars.
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