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Old 29-03-2018, 05:31 PM   #2321
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I'd say 'ox blood and mustard' but those are more the colours worn by a country gent/author. I prefer Broccoli & Stilton.
Sounds like 'Soup of the Month'!
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Old 30-03-2018, 11:23 AM   #2322
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Tex. Like er, short for Terry, ya know, like Texas an' that.

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Old 30-03-2018, 11:30 AM   #2323
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Tex. Like er, short for Terry, ya know, like Texas an' that.
I have that on cd that I play in the car, it's awesome

I have a mate who is similar to Tex (he wear the cowboy hat), we get on well cos I have a bit of Tex in me too (oooh errrr lol). We both like American stuff and we both have the Smokey and the Bandit boxset and Convoy too lol
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Old 30-03-2018, 12:11 PM   #2324
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I have that on cd that I play in the car, it's awesome

I have a mate who is similar to Tex (he wear the cowboy hat), we get on well cos I have a bit of Tex in me too (oooh errrr lol). We both like American stuff and we both have the Smokey and the Bandit boxset and Convoy too lol
I found this again a year ago, it definitely reminds me of Tex and his obsession with American things.

One of the bonuses of that episode was then trying to find other stuff Peter Serafinowicz has done, and it's brilliant. He had his own show for a while, and Look Around You.

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Anthea Turner's Lovely Butter - great name for a Day Today racehorse!

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I found this again a year ago, it definitely reminds me of Tex and his obsession with American things.

One of the bonuses of that episode was then trying to find other stuff Peter Serafinowicz has done, and it's brilliant. He had his own show for a while, and Look Around You.

I'd rather have a ginsters from the fridge.....
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Old 01-04-2018, 04:33 PM   #2327
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I'd rather have a ginsters from the fridge.....
Oh get me one chum...

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Old 01-04-2018, 04:34 PM   #2328
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Now there's nice and there's nice and there's Uncle Dennis..
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Old 01-04-2018, 04:39 PM   #2329
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Now there's nice and there's nice and there's Uncle Dennis..
For 'Dennis', read Terry Norton.



And here he is again - an innocent man!

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I'm sorely tempted to spit in the bastard's mouth but don't. I'm worried that it might be taken as a sign of affection by any sexual deviants in the crowd.

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And here he is again - an innocent man!

Dan the dagger man, from Dagenham....
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I think it’s saaaad that people find it entertaining to read about men who call themselves things like 'Stan the Stabber'.
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You can keep your Christs, your Rothschilds, your Shatners (bassoon). As far as I'm concerned, Neil Diamond will always be 'King of the Jews'.

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By the way, guys, if any of you want any Annie Lennox cassettes, I'm good for it.
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Utterly brilliant.

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Noticed this old photo of Eric Bristow at Jocky Wilson's funeral the other day.

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Noticed this old photo of Eric Bristow at Jocky Wilson's funeral the other day.

"Have you got a battery for an Ericson?"
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Cats. Hammers.
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Good to see Platitude Queen; a renowned, er ...horse. Well known for its sense of humour! Look at that wiggle. Marvelous.

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Time for 'Sad Story':

"Dear Alan. My story begins late last spring. It was a fine morning so I decided to go for a jog in my shorts. I headed to my local park, and it was there to my surprise that I bumped into my old history teacher walking his dog. He remarked on how well I looked, and I returned the compliment."

Erm, I'm not reading that. Absolutely not. Hmm, that's why he's wearing shorts. Should have spotted that. It's OK, there are others.

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