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Old 01-12-2010, 01:41 PM   #41
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do a Noah.
Q) Who got poo duty on the Ark?
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:43 PM   #42
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lol
You are mathematical genius

We need to build a v. big yellow submarine and do a Noah.
imagine the stink!



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Old 01-12-2010, 01:45 PM   #43
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Q) Who got poo duty on the Ark?
A) Wayne Rooney

(i knew he'd come in handy)

Q) Why is there no such thing as powdered water?
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:46 PM   #44
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:53 PM   #45
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No, the flush works, but your poos are like concrete so never disappear.
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:16 PM   #46
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A) Wayne Rooney

(i knew he'd come in handy)

Q) Why is there no such thing as powdered water?
I don't really know who this Rooney guy is, but per the Gorenet he plays football and slept with a hooker when his wife was pregnant, so I know all I need to know and that is:

Poo duty is fitting. In fact, he should work on a chicken farm. (sickening odor)
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:28 PM   #47
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In fact, he should work on a chicken farm. (sickening odor)
Q) which came first, the chicken or the soup?
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:28 PM   #48
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A) You need to ask Alfie.

Q) Who makes those useless chocolate teapots?
A) The same people who make ashtrays for motorbikes

For the crumbly cheese lovers - don't forget Cheshire
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Q) which came first, the chicken or the soup?
A) Egg broth - very post modern
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:31 PM   #50
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A) Wayne Rooney

(i knew he'd come in handy)

Q) Why is there no such thing as powdered water?
A) It gets stuck in the taps
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:36 PM   #51
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Q) which came first, the chicken or the soup?
Hmmm.........that's a toughie.

I think the chicken did, when it crossed the road it perished in an unfortunate accident and the villagers decided to be resourceful and make soup with it using powdered water.......they merely added broth.
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:41 PM   #52
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A) Lancashire/Cheddar

Q) If women had tits on their backs would you see more men dancing?
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:44 PM   #53
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Same as Ragnarok's. Lancashire cheese. But Feta comes a close second.

Q, What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Omg I adore Feta


But what I want to know is - who the fukc is Alice?


Great thread by the way Merlincove
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Why is it that although I live a good, happy peacefull life. There lies within me a dark and evil side??
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:13 PM   #55
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Why is it that although I live a good, happy peacefull life. There lies within me a dark and evil side??
667 a touch of heaven.

It's your primeval brain.
Your primative urges.
Everything runs through us.
Do you want it to disappear,
Or do you like it?
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That crumbly white stuff - I think it's Lancashire cheese.

Q. Why don't Teh Queen's corgis attack her lizardy ass?
LOL Nice one
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(1) why is the Icke forum so slow ?

(2) what are we, where did we come from, why are we here ?
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Old 01-12-2010, 06:03 PM   #58
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(1) why is the Icke forum so slow ?

(2) what are we, where did we come from, why are we here ?
1. It's very popular

2. dunno really LOL
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(2) what are we, where did we come from, why are we here ?
Peeps with a computer posting on the forums, all over the place, to ask for answers to important questions of our time
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667 a touch of heaven.

It's your primeval brain.
Your primative urges.
Everything runs through us.
Do you want it to disappear,
Or do you like it?
My honest answer.....I dont know.

I know its needed.....sometimes its unneccesary.
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