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Old 10-10-2011, 06:53 AM   #81
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Old 10-10-2011, 06:34 PM   #82
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There we were having lunch...brunch; Er, what do you call 'lunch' and 'brunch' when they're combined?

'Blunch?'

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahah - that is funny!
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Old 14-10-2011, 10:47 AM   #83
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Yep, she was a biiiig woman. Tempted to say she was big-hearted but that would be BULLSHIT!
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Old 14-10-2011, 03:52 PM   #84
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'So, whats your favourite beatles album'?

'Tough one...I guess I'd have to say...The best of the Beatles'


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Old 01-11-2011, 12:36 PM   #86
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At least my brother's not in prison.
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Old 02-11-2011, 09:55 PM   #87
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At least my brother's not in prison.
'You don't know anything about it, he fell in with the wrong crowd'
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Old 21-11-2011, 11:49 AM   #88
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I've got the audio book for I Partridge, very funny indeed with Coogan reading it.
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Old 04-12-2011, 06:21 AM   #89
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" ever met a child the size of an ox?"

These are amazing
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" ever met a child the size of an ox?"

These are amazing
'the reason I mention it is I once knew a man who was the size of an oz, with the mind of a child, he was a very affable chap, helped me move house...didnt like loud noises but my god could he eat'

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'Rest in peace.....'E' Partridge.'
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Old 04-12-2011, 04:58 PM   #92
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Episode 9 is my favourite so far
' Bill Oddie goes ape shit '

' Ive got a scam going with a big plate '

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Old 04-12-2011, 10:23 PM   #93
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I've got the audio book for I Partridge, very funny indeed with Coogan reading it.
Indeed. But I've had some great laughs reading it on the train.
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" ever met a child the size of an ox?"

These are amazing
Mid Morning Matters is on a par with series 2 of I'm Alan Partridge....

'Dismount Reverend Jim Jones!'.
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Indeed. But I've had some great laughs reading it on the train.
It's a brilliant book, get better as it goes on.
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"She used to make me chuckie egg"
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'Take that blusher off, you ugly, misshapen headed elephant tranny'
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' Bill Oddie goes ape shit '

' Ive got a scam going with a big plate '

"Six of those a show and you're away!"
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You look great...John.
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'Take a chill pill Jill'

I dont find them attractive, its just confusing
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