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Old 26-04-2013, 09:30 AM   #1
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When you see a post that rubs you up the wrong way do you just let it go or are you compelled to reply with a rant ?

I have had some really good laughs reading reply's on this forum and not just in the rant room !!

So Im suggesting if you see a reply that tickles you, then stick it on here for all to see

I will find the one that made me chuckle yesterday to start this off

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Old 26-04-2013, 09:35 AM   #2
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Q "Are you stating for the record that crisis actors do not exist?"

A" No. I'm just stating that you're a troll who's ranting like an unmedicated schizophrenic"

Brilliant !!!!
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Old 26-04-2013, 02:02 PM   #3
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Q "Are you stating for the record that crisis actors do not exist?"

A" No. I'm just stating that you're a troll who's ranting like an unmedicated schizophrenic"

Brilliant !!!!

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Old 26-04-2013, 02:17 PM   #4
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Q "Are you stating for the record that crisis actors do not exist?"

A" No. I'm just stating that you're a troll who's ranting like an unmedicated schizophrenic"

Brilliant !!!!


I remember that quote it tickled me to. If I see any or indeed partake I shall post...
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Old 27-04-2013, 02:24 PM   #5
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This is a good one, top ten material imo I have snipped it cos it wont make sense out of context but the post finishes with a blinder :


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Old 27-04-2013, 02:34 PM   #6
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This is a good one, top ten material imo I have snipped it cos it wont make sense out of context but the post finishes with a blinder :


From: http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showp...72&postcount=5
top ten is a great idea !!

I think what make's me laugh so much is that you can just feel the frustration oozing in the words.
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Old 01-05-2013, 07:07 PM   #7
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Q "Are you stating for the record that crisis actors do not exist?"

A" No. I'm just stating that you're a troll who's ranting like an unmedicated schizophrenic"

Brilliant !!!!
Read that one, made me laugh a lot
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Q:what kinda imaginary crap is this thread?

A:What kinda imaginary crap is this post?
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Old 08-05-2013, 10:49 AM   #9
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"I suggested that the Guardian report was incorrect. I then invited you to correct me, which was a genuine invite. Instead, you chose to remove our bra, set it on fire, and swing it around your head like a big jessy."

Our bra?
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Old 08-05-2013, 10:54 AM   #10
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"I suggested that the Guardian report was incorrect. I then invited you to correct me, which was a genuine invite. Instead, you chose to remove our bra, set it on fire, and swing it around your head like a big jessy."

Our bra?
This would suggest a pair of tits roaming free?
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Old 08-05-2013, 11:25 AM   #11
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This would suggest a pair of tits roaming free?
Not always a good thing


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Old 08-05-2013, 12:02 PM   #12
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Oh dear. Why do I find myself trying to think of soggy cat jokes all of a sudden.


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Old 08-05-2013, 12:09 PM   #13
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http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=181650 - Page 2
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Old 08-05-2013, 03:39 PM   #14
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Yeah, that's a big win.

I wish that guy was still here.
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Old 08-05-2013, 04:06 PM   #15
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Yeah, that's a big win.

I wish that guy was still here.
Did he leave or did he just change his name? hmmmn?
That sounds a lot like something you would come out with
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Old 08-05-2013, 04:31 PM   #16
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I can say I have had some laughs in the reports, see if I can find some when I have a spare min.
Howz iss ?

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When you see a post that rubs you up the wrong way do you just let it go or are you compelled to reply with a rant ?
yes, and i have, more than once, received points for doing it.
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Post : I'm An Extremely Nice Friendly Half-Reptile....... I guess like so many other noble families....

Reply: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, despite my better judgement.

noble?
strange choice of word, there nothing noble about your lot
child killers and traffickers, manipulators and liars, psycho's and paedo's.

normally I'm fairly easy going when it comes to immigration, but you lot can fuck off back where you came from.
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Did he leave or did he just change his name? hmmmn?
That sounds a lot like something you would come out with

I'm honored.


Perhaps one of my proteges.
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, manipulators and liars, psycho's and paedo's.

normally I'm fairly easy going when it comes to immigration, but you lot can fuck off back where you came from.
Funny reminds me of this old aussie guy I used to work with, hed start so many sentences with, Im not a racist, but.... yeah very good racist old **** I put him in his place many times and he wouldnt speak to me anymore, result
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