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Old 01-12-2010, 03:52 PM   #1
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Talking Murphy’s Laws of TEOTWAWKI

Murphy’s Laws of TEOTWAWKI

Feel free to add your own... JP

From Wikipedia:
Murphy’s Law is an adage that is typically stated as: “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”.

Gumperson's Corollary: The probability of an event occurring is in inverse proportion to its desirability.

1. Food - you'll never have enough stored.

2. People without back-up shelters might be without shelter.

3. People with guns and no food find out that people with food have guns too.

4. Look hungry - they might leave you alone.

5. Seed bank - the new source of wealth.

6. Insects - it’s what’s for dinner.

7. Gun shots attract unwanted attention.

8. Ask everyone if they have food or water - Jedi mind tricks might work on desperate people.

9. Wood burning stoves are like pots of gold.

10. The fewer people you know, the better off you are.

11. Mormons suddenly have lots of new friends.

12. Friendly hungry people - aren’t!

13. People who thought they could make it with just a survival knife - can’t.

14. If invited to dinner and you don't know what’s on the menu, it’s you!

15. Houses smelling of cooking food attract unwanted attention.

16. Friends who show up without food are not friends.

17. Electricity - "the good old days"!

18. Dog Food - it's not just for Fido anymore.

19. Cash - its a great way to start a fire.

20. Watching your garden grow - the new Sunday afternoon sport.

21. The Government will always feed itself first.

22. Large groups of people with guns make the rules.

23. A firearm without ammunition makes a poor club.

24. Hospitals - no longer a place of healing.

25. "EMP" - now everyone knows what it means

26. If food is the new currency then fresh water is a hot commodity.

27. Gold coins don’t taste very good.

28. Toilet paper is softer than banknotes.

29. Ham radio operators - the new electronic media moguls.

30. Burning Green Wood = Smoke / Smoke = Attention / Attention = Bad
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31. Conserve your resources: the disaster's effects will last longer than you think.
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