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Old 23-02-2009, 06:20 AM   #1
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Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

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Old 23-02-2009, 09:02 AM   #2
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Whore Presents gets my #1 vote.
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Old 23-02-2009, 09:12 AM   #3
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Love it!

As a non-native english speaker I don't get number 7, 8 and 10.

Can someone shed some light on my ignorance?
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Old 23-02-2009, 09:58 AM   #4
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Love it!

As a non-native english speaker I don't get number 7, 8 and 10.

Can someone shed some light on my ignorance?
#7 - IP anywhere ( I pee = I urinate...anywhere)
#8 - cumming first = orgasming first
#10 - got a hoe = got a hooker, a prostitute, a skanky woman
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Oh fuck, fucking fuck. I hate you. I'm tearing inside out wanting to burst into laughter, but my room mate is in the room, so I don't want to laugh like a maniac. Damn you Size of Light!

www.molestationnursery.com was definitely the straw that broke the pikachu's back.
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Old 23-02-2009, 10:25 AM   #6
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#7 - IP anywhere ( I pee = I urinate...anywhere)
#8 - cumming first = orgasming first
#10 - got a hoe = got a hooker, a prostitute, a skanky woman
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Old 23-02-2009, 11:51 AM   #7
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Oh fuck, fucking fuck. I hate you. I'm tearing inside out wanting to burst into laughter, but my room mate is in the room, so I don't want to laugh like a maniac. Damn you Size of Light!

www.molestationnursery.com was definitely the straw that broke the pikachu's back.
Evil laugh
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Old 23-02-2009, 04:29 PM   #8
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Evil laugh
Rub it in why don't you? My room mate is in the room once again, no laughter for me.
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Rub it in why don't you? My room mate is in the room once again, no laughter for me.
Who's your roommate? Hitler?
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