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Old 15-12-2013, 06:04 AM   #1
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Default Alien entity landed on my front lawn

YES YOU GUESSED IT. A Grey alien landed on my front lawn this a.m.

As you know I am a contactee meaning I am FOND of my E T encounters.
But I am also an abductee. Well It was kinda stressful when they
sucked me outta bed and back in bed.
They haven't anal probed me yet or if they did I wasn't aware.
They probed the other end many months ago .
I like to joke around with my E T/I D beings so why not have fun.

I was snowed/iced in the other day so I decided to make a snow man.
I haven't made one in 30 years.
Julio (my Grey bro) told me "you must make snow man" you must make snow man" "you must make snow man". SO I did.
His name is Snowy-J-Man. He may de-manifest in a few days.
Julio didn't really tell me that.

What ? I am not supposed to have FUN with my E Ts?
What ? I am supposed to sit here and tremble and FEAR them?

Well I dont, I just dont.

So I dedicate this snowman ( Snowy-J-Man) to all my alien/E T/I D/astral buddies lurking around my house and me.
Especially to Julio and Lil-Bleu.


SO HURRY, RUSH, (dont walk), RUN, TROT, teleport if you have to,
and come see Snowy-J-Man before he de-manifests!!






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Old 16-12-2013, 03:21 AM   #2
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Default An EXTRA-Terrestrial Landed IN MY LAWN

YES YOU GUESSED IT. A Grey alien landed on my front lawn this a.m.

As you know I am a contactee meaning I am FOND of my E T encounters.
But I am also an abductee. Well It was kinda stressful when they
sucked me outta bed and back in bed.
They haven't anal probed me yet or if they did I wasn't aware.
They probed the other end many months ago .
I like to joke around with my E T/I D beings so why not have fun.

I was snowed/iced in the other day so I decided to make a snow man.
I haven't made one in 30 years.
Julio (my Grey bro) told me "you must make snow man" you must make snow man" "you must make snow man". SO I did.
His name is Snowy-J-Man. He may de-manifest in a few days.
Julio didn't really tell me that.

What ? I am not supposed to have FUN with my E Ts?
What ? I am supposed to sit here and tremble and FEAR them?

Well I dont, I just dont.

So I dedicate this snowman ( Snowy-J-Man) to all my alien/E T/I D/astral buddies lurking around my house and me.
Especially to Julio and Lil-Bleu.


SO HURRY, RUSH, (dont walk), RUN, TROT, teleport if you have to,
and come see Snowy-J-Man before he de-manifests!!
He is already MELTING!!!








The non snowman pics are both JULIO. --The Grey being who posed with my mom on the couch with her when i snapped pic. Lil- Bleu is in my other thread.
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Old 16-12-2013, 09:14 AM   #3
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Old 16-12-2013, 09:19 AM   #4
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Old 16-12-2013, 06:39 PM   #5
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Default WOW, thats so cute. I am a retard at PC stuff!!

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I dont know how to do touch ups, alterations.
Oh you mean you are saying that

Julio-j-Man is saying this to the world?? ...

"We want you to WAKE UP and know we exist"!!!!!!! "You dip shit humans, you".

Like i say ppl are walking through E Ts, demons, aliens, I ds, spirits, ghosts,
unknown energies every day. They just DONT know it 'cuz they cant feel energy!!!! lol Like when I go to the bathroom or kitchen or bedroom, no telling how many ALIENS/Spirits etc i am walking through.

What is an astral entity???? Is that same thing as E T /I Ds??

King Triad, you didnt like my snow-man??
Well he is NO LONGER now. He demanifested. Its 55 degrees today.
But I 4ever have a pic of him. He will always BE. In my mind and heart.

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Old 16-12-2013, 11:42 PM   #6
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bloody rednecks :P
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Old 16-12-2013, 11:44 PM   #7
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lets have a HIB/ET snow man compo

how funny if they did that around the pyramids atm
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Old 17-12-2013, 01:26 PM   #8
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bloody rednecks :P
Snowy-J- Man isnt a redneck.


His face already demanifested.

He knows the human race is ,that's why they are HERE
helping us.

And TAMPERING with every1.
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Old 17-12-2013, 01:28 PM   #9
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Nice snowman and an entertaining read
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Old 17-12-2013, 02:00 PM   #10
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Nice snowman and an entertaining read
Awwww you are so SWEEEET.

I think HE came out pretty good.
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Old 17-12-2013, 02:05 PM   #11
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Snowy-J- Man isnt a redneck.


His face already demanifested.

He knows the human race is ,that's why they are HERE
helping us.

And TAMPERING with every1.
How do you figure the greys are helping us?...are you mad?...
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Old 17-12-2013, 07:02 PM   #12
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How do you figure the greys are helping us?...are you mad?...
Greyz is BROAD. There are many-a E Ts. Until they prove me otherwise,
THEY are sweet little BEINGS.

They never DONE me wrong.

I really think they are helping our worthless HUMAN race.
And checking up on their 'family' members.
I know them personally and have experiences with them.
They dont abuse me.

Even Deloris Cannon says they are checking up on their own kind.
Fixing their health problems etc.

They swabbed my mouth, ran a probe up and down my THINGY
given me an exam, and put ethereal brain implant in and many other places. They are our little DOCTORS of the Galaxy. They are little DOCTOR GODS.
My little Sky Gods.

MY GROUPS are making me BETTER, healthwise ,and i am sure in many other ways.

I really believe I am their family and they havent forgotten.
Julio was my GREY brother when i was a bad-ass-mean-rapist-Reptilian in my most recent past life in 4D. I am NOT making this crap up.

I have had 4-5 flashbacks of my PHYSICAL abduction and the BEINGS that I interacted with were mostly all NICE and LOVING.

Except for that human stature Grey with Grey-silver metallic suit on,
and shot my brain with a metallic laser beam. My brain turned LIGHT-WHITE- BRIGHT.
A lot of other abductees have/had that experience too.

Just because they dont smile a lot does not mean they are mean.
All the ones that have came to me CLEARLY gave off PEACE energy but they were NOT smiling.
THe energy i get from a lot of the GREY types is NEUTRAL energy, like , they know they are SUPERIOR to us
and feel bad for us. But they arent gonna sit there an treat us like a D O G.

Like the energy i get from the more superior types is that "yes we own you, we made you,
we are FARMING , tweaking, you, just like you a farming a cow or planting a garden".

But that still doesnt mean they TREAT me like a DOG!!!!!


Yes I believe they really do THINK they own us!!!!!!!!

We humans are their PROPERTY like cats are my property. Get it?

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Old 18-12-2013, 05:05 PM   #13
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How do you figure the greys are helping us?...are you mad?...
I think you are dealing with DEMONS,

and I am dealing with E Ts/Greyz.

Someppl dont know the difference.

Why do you hate them just because they landed on your property?
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I think you are dealing with DEMONS,

and I am dealing with E Ts/Greyz.

Someppl dont know the difference.

Why do you hate them just because they landed on your property?
I hate them because along with the Draconian reptilians they tried to take the planet over, and I am the guardian of the human race...
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Old 18-12-2013, 05:28 PM   #15
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I hate them because along with the Draconian reptilians they tried to take the planet over, and I am the guardian of the human race...
I think you need to take a closer look at your history! The Reptilians were here first! To them - human beings are squatters!!
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I think you need to take a closer look at your history! The Reptilians were here first! To them - human beings are squatters!!
This is a human planet, it was won in a war with the reptilians millions of years ago....humans dominate this universe now not reptilians they are all but defeated...
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Old 18-12-2013, 05:51 PM   #17
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This is a human planet, it was won in a war with the reptilians millions of years ago....humans dominate this universe now not reptilians they are all but defeated...
So how comes we're enslaved by the crocodilian bastards? Are the other humans in the universe laughing at us on how lame and gullible we are to have the wool pulled over our eyes for so long? I'd say the non earth humans are only out to look after themselves. This world is ridiculous. The so called 'leaders' of this world aren't fit to organise a piss-up (drinking session) in a brewery.

I wish this world wasn't as lame as it is. We must be the laughing stock of all creation.

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This is a human planet, it was won in a war with the reptilians millions of years ago....humans dominate this universe now not reptilians they are all but defeated...
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Do you seriously think that a race, as ignorant as the human race, could beat the Reptilians? The Reptilians have been around for a lot longer than humans! They've lived underground, and have said nothing for a very long time! However, they've seen that humans still can't tidy up their own backyard! They continue to overpopulate, and destroy a perfectly good planet!
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This is a human planet, it was won in a war with the reptilians millions of years ago....humans dominate this universe now not reptilians they are all but defeated...

Well I know the physical reppies coexisted
with humans for awhile I think. Millions of years ago i guess.

But the 4D ones, they are just PISSED because they got kicked outta heaven, so they decided to tinker with our 3D human race DNA ONLY because they were smart and evil and they could. So they did.
So thats Y they hate us.

They are just mad i guess because the Fullphysical humanoid reppies are GONE. So now they can only molest us from 4D.

They are jealous since they can't have sex with us anymore from 3d to 3d.

Ohh ok so maybe you are right. Maybe we defeated the 3D ones.
I havent done my research. But they are still defeating us from 4d.
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sorry but Shouldn't this thread move to have a laugh or Members "stuff" section ?
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