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Old 23-11-2018, 05:19 PM   #7121
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Old 24-11-2018, 09:09 PM   #7122
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Chuck Norris stops chainsaw bare handed

https://youtu.be/fdwC4vhc594

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Old 25-11-2018, 01:02 PM   #7123
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Chuck norris didn't read the comments
He wrote them...


Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck is never going to have a heart attack. His heart is not that stupid to attack him.

This comment was removed by Chuck Norris

When chuck Norris makes a phone call and you pick up, he didn’t dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone.

Pfff al those comments about how great Chuck Norris is. If I place a bad comment about him, it's not like he will suddenly appear behind me
and slam my head on my keya,) 5hdba#5)8=a

Legend says Chuck Norris once uppercutt a horse and now we have Giraffes...

Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.

Chuck Norris is peeling a knife with an Apple!

The reason nobody seen Bigfoot is he owes Chuck Norris money.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck Norris do not pay attention… Attention pays him.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris has not graduated ,the correctors still count the points.

Chuck Norris was born before his parents.

Chucks gmail account : [email protected]

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Old 29-11-2018, 08:39 AM   #7124
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Chuck Norris stops chainsaw bare handed

https://youtu.be/fdwC4vhc594

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That guy who was trying to chop the tree looks like Greg Bradon.

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“Have you also learned that secret from the river; that there is no such thing as time?" That the river is everywhere at the same time, at the source and at the mouth, at the waterfall, at the ferry, at the current, in the ocean and in the mountains, everywhere and that the present only exists for it, not the shadow of the past nor the shadow of the future.” ? Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha

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The "lucky helmet".......LMAO
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Can you see a humour in this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/storie...ping-fake-news
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Old 04-01-2019, 01:21 PM   #7136
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Not a funny video but a rather serious one


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Old 04-01-2019, 05:33 PM   #7137
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We are seeing a few doppelgangers of late.

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Old 09-01-2019, 08:24 PM   #7138
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watch this one... it's a vagrant who thinks he's a doctor so he pretends to 'cure' his fellows, give them medications and all... translation not required as you may get what's happening anyway, at the start he holds a BP meter seeking to find how the bloody thing works...

otherwise jump to 4:55 and you'll see..... kkhrrrmhfffHHAHAHAHAHA!!..... he starts running like being 'jogging' with his dog but can't even coordinate his legs!!..... total wreck really.....

it's RAW fun like the guy with his velodog, people being funny of their own...

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Actually these guys aren't doing justice to older women. It's an insult.
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Not a funny video but a rather serious one

So what do you call this? A semi-ponographic or just educational exercise video? It hasn't even got 16+ thing...
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