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Old 26-06-2012, 04:16 PM   #1
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Talking useful things to do with a loyalty card...

scraping excess wax off your skii edges......


what have you used yours for?

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Old 26-06-2012, 04:30 PM   #2
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Lose it! Then it doesn't waste my life and keep me a slave to 'have you got your loyalty card?' D)
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Old 26-06-2012, 05:02 PM   #3
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Clear the dog shit out of the cracks in you're shoes when you accidently tread in the neighbours dogs shit because they were to affraid to pick it up with a thin plastic surgical glove because they have an irrational fear of dog shit
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Old 26-06-2012, 06:37 PM   #4
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Clearing ice off my car windscreen.
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Old 26-06-2012, 06:39 PM   #5
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Roll it up and use it as a surprise speculum.

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Old 26-06-2012, 06:41 PM   #6
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shoved it in the front door when the catch got jammed...
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Old 26-06-2012, 08:26 PM   #7
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Crushed up drugs with one
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Old 26-06-2012, 08:26 PM   #8
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Roll it up and use it as a surprise speculum.

lol how random is that!! funny

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Old 26-06-2012, 10:19 PM   #9
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You could use one to scrape the shit out of your underpants after a particularly bad follow through.
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Old 26-06-2012, 10:19 PM   #10
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Why not use it to save money when buying things at the store, I sometimes save $10 or more on a single grocery purchase with it. I don't really care if someone knows I like carrots or beans. Stop buying crap and they will see you only like fresh fruits and vegies.
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Old 29-06-2012, 03:13 PM   #11
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shoved it in the front door when the catch got jammed...
does that really work btw?
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Old 29-06-2012, 03:47 PM   #12
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Why not use it to save money when buying things at the store, I sometimes save $10 or more on a single grocery purchase with it. I don't really care if someone knows I like carrots or beans. Stop buying crap and they will see you only like fresh fruits and vegies.
The only one I use is the grocery store. A couple of years a go I got a call from the grocery store because a product I bought was recalled due to contamination with Salmonella. Sure enough, my brother in law, who also uses the same product, had been sick lately.

So, given that I'm trapped buying food from an international supply chain over which I have no control, I use the grocery store loyalty number (lost the card ages ago) so that if something ELSE comes up contaminated (anyone remember the green onions? or spinach? or lettuce? Or orange juice?) the store can call me up and notify me of the recall.

Plus, I save ten cents a gallon for every hundred bucks I spend a month. I have kids. With careful planning I can save 30 or even 40 cents a gallon on a full tank of fuel, just buying stuff I buy anyway. And I don't even have teens yet.
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Old 29-06-2012, 04:23 PM   #13
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On a serious note, I use mine and I don't really care what the supermarket does with the info. Because I cover large mileages for the company I work for, sometimes 1000 miles per week, I collect all the points for the fuel used and reap the benefits when my points statement comes in. It's free money.
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Old 29-06-2012, 04:28 PM   #14
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Keep it on you to bend in your hand and then use when carrying heavy shopping in plastic bags to stop them cutting into your hand chicken-wire-stylee ...
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Old 30-06-2012, 03:41 AM   #15
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I try to use it as little as possible because I seen this one coming

Supermarket spies: How the Government plans to use loyalty card data to snoop on the eating habits of 25million shoppers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-habits.html
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Old 30-06-2012, 07:01 AM   #16
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I try to use it as little as possible because I seen this one coming

Supermarket spies: How the Government plans to use loyalty card data to snoop on the eating habits of 25million shoppers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-habits.html
LOOBs IMO. If they wanted to snoop why dont they just ask Tesco for a copy of the till receipt?
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Old 30-06-2012, 09:37 AM   #17
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LOOBs IMO. If they wanted to snoop why dont they just ask Tesco for a copy of the till receipt?
indeed....if you pay by card its all on computer somewhere!
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Old 30-06-2012, 09:49 AM   #18
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Mixing and smoothing out filler on the car!
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Old 30-06-2012, 10:10 AM   #19
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Cut it up to use as guitar pick..
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Old 30-06-2012, 10:32 AM   #20
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Cut it up to use as guitar pick..
Holy cow batman!!! Thats a top idea!!

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