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Old 28-11-2010, 08:28 PM   #21
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Q) Why was the Willie Wonker story so pervy?

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Old 28-11-2010, 08:37 PM   #22
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Q) Why was the Willie Wonker story so pervy?
A) Because it was originally called Willy [email protected], the clue is the the title.

Q) Why do Americans always want to leverage things instead of use them?
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Old 28-11-2010, 09:12 PM   #23
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Why is it that whenever you go to someones house and use their toilet ..

The seat never stays up !!

And I mean every fucking toilet in the universe...

Put seat up , doesn't hinge past 90 degrees , drops down.. Means you have to improvise something or piss sitting down..

Is it so hard to position the unit a few centimetres forward so the FUCKING SEAT pivots back ..

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Old 28-11-2010, 09:27 PM   #24
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The toilet seat never stays up because you should be peeing into the earth.
Not the sea.
It's aim is to trap your winkle.

Why are stars born?
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Old 28-11-2010, 10:04 PM   #25
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Why is it that whenever you go to someones house and use their toilet ..

The seat never stays up !!

And I mean every fucking toilet in the universe...

Put seat up , doesn't hinge past 90 degrees , drops down.. Means you have to improvise something or piss sitting down..

Is it so hard to position the unit a few centimetres forward so the FUCKING SEAT pivots back ..

I always find that the flush doesn't work. It's happened to me too many times.
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Old 28-11-2010, 10:14 PM   #26
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Why do fools fall in love?
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Old 28-11-2010, 10:23 PM   #27
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So lets see the cheese.
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Old 28-11-2010, 10:28 PM   #28
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Who's that Slim Shady in chat? He's one baaaad muther fu - watch yo mouth!

I'm just saying that Slim Shady is one bad mutha.
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Old 28-11-2010, 10:47 PM   #29
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What accent does a deaf person think with?
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Old 29-11-2010, 12:12 AM   #30
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Who's that Slim Shady in chat? He's one baaaad muther fu - watch yo mouth!

I'm just saying that Slim Shady is one bad mutha.
That would be drugaloo lol..?

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What accent does a deaf person think with?
Those born deaf I guess? The Queen's English probably they all speak that on the otherside too. Just that you get a bad line sometimes and it sounds like gibberish German crossed with Indian) hence the confusion.

Should straight men wear mini skirts? And would you girls check out our asses all the time if we did?

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How can everyone live in a Yellow Submarine?
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Old 29-11-2010, 05:15 PM   #32
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That would be drugaloo lol..?
Actually it me. I was in disguise but my fellow chatters knew it was me.

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How can everyone live in a Yellow Submarine?
Good question. And how can many more of them live next door?
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Old 29-11-2010, 05:29 PM   #33
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If Cats allways land on their feet and toast allways lands butter side down....

What happens if you throw a cat out the window with a peice of toast strapped to its back butter side up ??

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Actually it me. I was in disguise but my fellow chatters knew it was me.



Good question. And how can many more of them live next door?


Watch the film Yellow Submarine and all will be revealed.

Why is yellow mellow? Does Donovan even know why?
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Watch the film Yellow Submarine and all will be revealed.

Why is yellow mellow? Does Donovan even know why?
I have but it's been a long time.

I always wondered why yellow was mellow, I think he was just playing the rhyme.
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Old 29-11-2010, 07:39 PM   #36
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I always find that the flush doesn't work. It's happened to me too many times.
No, the flush works, but your poos are like concrete so never disappear.
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Old 29-11-2010, 09:35 PM   #37
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oh, it's all got out of control.

Why?
Why are we trapped in a primitive decaying brain, that's mind holds the key to all knowing?
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Old 29-11-2010, 10:01 PM   #38
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lol
This place does my head in.
(was just thinking of cheese and clicked this)
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Next Q lol

3 men go into a restaurant and order a meal which comes to $30 so they pay $10 each to the waiter.
The waiter goes to the cashier with the $30 but the cashier says its only $25 and tells the waiter to give them $5 back..
But the waiter only gives them $3 back and keeps the other $2
so each of the men have now only paid $9 and the waiter has $2
3 x $9= $27 + the waiters $2 = $29 so what happened to the other $1?!?
Easy

You are crap at arithmetic

Each of the men has NOT paid $9

Three paid $30 - 5 = 25 = 8.3333... ea

$ back 8 becomes 9

Did you know the $ does not belong to the US?

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Old 30-11-2010, 12:22 AM   #39
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Easy

You are crap at arithmetic

Each of the men has NOT paid $9

Three paid $30 - 5 = 25 = 8.3333... ea

$ back 8 becomes 9

Did you know the $ does not belong to the US?
They did pay $9, as they recieved $1 back from the original $10 charged. The meal cost $25 plus the $2 robbed by the waiter, equalling $27, the remaining $3 change balances the equation out into the original $30 - but as $2 was in the guys pocket, the meal really cost them the $29 as they are ignorant of the waiters disshonesty, the $10 @ 3 - $3 returned = $27: $27 = $2 = $29 means there's still $1 missing - the meal then cost them £27, whch is the real cost of $25 + $2 that the waiter stole, but having paid $30 and got three back, no one was any the wiser. But then if the waiter..... ah sod it, it hurts my head.

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Old 01-12-2010, 11:43 AM   #40
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lol
You are mathematical genius

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How can everyone live in a Yellow Submarine?
We need to build a v. big yellow submarine and do a Noah.
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