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Old 28-11-2010, 06:45 PM   #1
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A place to ask the questions we really need answers to.

Answer thge questiion and then ask a really important question of our time you'd like an answer to.

Q) What is your favourite cheese?

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Old 28-11-2010, 06:48 PM   #2
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That crumbly white stuff - I think it's Lancashire cheese.

Q. Why don't Teh Queen's corgis attack her lizardy ass?
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Old 28-11-2010, 07:07 PM   #3
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A place to ask the questions we really need answers to.

Answer thge questiion and then ask a really important question of our time you'd like an answer to.

Q) What is your favourite cheese?


"A friend of mine once said he likes his women to be like his favourite cheese - strong smelling and shaven". (ALAN PARTRIDGE)
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Old 28-11-2010, 07:08 PM   #4
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That crumbly white stuff - I think it's Lancashire cheese.
It is. Wensleydale is a good impersonator.


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Q. Why don't Teh Queen's corgis attack her lizardy ass?

Corgis are reps of the do
gy species..

The reps were said by one person (can't remember who?) to shapeshit temporarily to rep then back to human form in their sleep. An attempt at debunk - someone said when Harry & William went to boarding school they would have been seen shifting/sleeping. But maybe it was a School full of reps.
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Old 28-11-2010, 07:11 PM   #5
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It is. Wensleydale is a good impersonator.




Corgis are reps of the do
gy species..
I bet they wish they could be cool dogs, like rottweilers!

Anyhoo, where's your important question?
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Old 28-11-2010, 07:14 PM   #6
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lol
This place does my head in.
(was just thinking of cheese and clicked this)
Goodwood smoked

Next Q lol

3 men go into a restaurant and order a meal which comes to $30 so they pay $10 each to the waiter.
The waiter goes to the cashier with the $30 but the cashier says its only $25 and tells the waiter to give them $5 back..
But the waiter only gives them $3 back and keeps the other $2
so each of the men have now only paid $9 and the waiter has $2
3 x $9= $27 + the waiters $2 = $29 so what happened to the other $1?!?
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lol
This place does my head in.
(was just thinking of cheese and clicked this)
Goodwood smoked

Next Q lol

3 men go into a restaurant and order a meal which comes to $30 so they pay $10 each to the waiter.
The waiter goes to the cashier with the $30 but the cashier says its only $25 and tells the waiter to give them $5 back..
But the waiter only gives them $3 back and keeps the other $2
so each of the men have now only paid $9 and the waiter has $2
3 x $9= $27 + the waiters $2 = $29 so what happened to the other $1?!?
A. It went in the fruit machine.

Q. Who put the wham in the wham-a-lama-ding-dong?
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Old 28-11-2010, 07:23 PM   #8
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lol
This place does my head in.
(was just thinking of cheese and clicked this)
Goodwood smoked

Next Q lol

3 men go into a restaurant and order a meal which comes to $30 so they pay $10 each to the waiter.
The waiter goes to the cashier with the $30 but the cashier says its only $25 and tells the waiter to give them $5 back..
But the waiter only gives them $3 back and keeps the other $2
so each of the men have now only paid $9 and the waiter has $2
3 x $9= $27 + the waiters $2 = $29 so what happened to the other $1?!?


your arithmatical abilities fail!

and so do mine!

Damn it, and i have another realy important question of our time to!

*waits*
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A. It went in the fruit machine.

Q. Who put the wham in the wham-a-lama-ding-dong?
Ah, a more intelectual mind than me

A) George did, he put his ding dong into andrew and it stuck

Q) do pickled things ever go off*?

* i only ask acos i am currently eating pickled onions, and their sell by date was last year!
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Old 28-11-2010, 07:29 PM   #10
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What is "living"?


Edit: forgot to answer merlincove. Do pickled things ever go off? errrrm, hmm i have no idea, i've never had pickled onions.
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"What's it all about, Alfie".
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"What's it all about, Alfie".
Answers first, then questions, else we'll have too many questions
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Answers first, then questions, else we'll have too many questions
Just who did let the dogs out?
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Just who did let the dogs out?
A) Noah did.

Q) Who is Alfie?
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Old 28-11-2010, 07:59 PM   #15
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A place to ask the questions we really need answers to.

Answer thge questiion and then ask a really important question of our time you'd like an answer to.

Q) What is your favourite cheese?

Same as Ragnarok's. Lancashire cheese. But Feta comes a close second.

Q, What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Same as Ragnarok's. Lancashire cheese. But Feta comes a close second.

Q, What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A. Unsliced bread.

Q. Have you any idea where I've put my trusty Zippo lighter?
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Q) Who is Alfie?
A) Alfie is the one who knows what it's all about.

Q) Why is the price of that doggie in the window so important?

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A) Alfie is the one who knows what it's all about.

Q) Why is the price of that doggie in the window so important?
A) because a doggie died and needs to be replaced by the doggie sitter whose fault it was that the doggie died. The doggie sitters funds are few and the ex doggie needs replacing before its owners (who are cruel narcissistic types) get back off of holiday in an hour.

Q) What is it that is so important about what it is all about?
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Q) What is it that is so important about what it is all about?
Is what it is all about not what we are all trying to find out?
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Q) What is it that is so important about what it is all about?
A) You need to ask Alfie.

Q) Who makes those useless chocolate teapots?
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