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Old 21-01-2009, 10:42 PM   #41
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And from them sprung a new leader, they called this new leader Rosie Odonnell.
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:45 PM   #42
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And Rosie ODonnell said "Threads like this are just started so that the forum is rendered totally useless".
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:48 PM   #43
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And he was paralyzex by this uselessness, because he needed to hear, again, for the 1000 time that the world was being ruined by a small group of jewish reptillians. But the creators cared not and kept writing...
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:50 PM   #44
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and writing and writing and writing, until
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:54 PM   #45
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And lo! A voice came from the heavens

"Get a fucking sense of humour! If one is completely serious and paranoid all the time, then one may as well not be alive! Pull the stick out of your arse and learn how to laugh once and a while, for laughter is truth, this is the General section, and anything may be posted here!"

And the humourless bitch did depart, cowering, urinating uncontrollably as it went.
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:55 PM   #46
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And the bitch walked away mumbling "well surely this should be in the HAVE A LAUGH section then ?"

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Old 21-01-2009, 10:58 PM   #47
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The urinating reminded the King how much he missed his penis so he assigned the greatest scientific minds to clone him a new body.

Once the body was complete he transferred his consciousness into it.

Now that he had a body with a penis agin the first thing he did was...
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:59 PM   #48
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Banned Rosie Odonnell from his kingdom.
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:59 PM   #49
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Rosie was furious and vowed revenge
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:59 PM   #50
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And lo another voice came from the bowels of marjorie who by now was long since dead, (clutching her organ grinder) and proclaimed this is exactly what dmt must be like mixed with acid and ayausca or watever the hell its called !
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Rosie tore the bowels from Marjorie's long-dead corpse and thrust them into her mouth and swallowed them whole. She turned to the king and bellowed 'IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?' and bared her monstrous clitoris which dwarfed the king's member tenfold.
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And THWACK she killed the king,
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Old 21-01-2009, 11:05 PM   #53
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But suddenly the kings corpse started to glow and change, yes the king was regenerating...
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And became an 18 feet penis
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Old 21-01-2009, 11:14 PM   #55
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The king then tried to smoke salvia and went off into a strange world. He then realised this strange world was a parallel universe and he was sat at a desk looking into a screen which said DAVID ICKE.COM exposing the dream world we beleve to be real.

And then
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Old 21-01-2009, 11:25 PM   #56
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and then ...


watched as the mean moderator moved the story to the appropriate land of joviality where it may continue the illusion
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Old 22-01-2009, 12:16 AM   #57
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And behold a new land arose from the ashes of.....
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Old 22-01-2009, 12:29 AM   #58
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The Kings body. Strangely enough even though it was burnt to smoldering ashes, the investigation team still managed to find his passport intact and in near mint condition!
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Old 22-01-2009, 06:00 AM   #59
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and rumour had it.. there was no monstrous clitoris

But as he had quite enjoyed being hit with one..he started his own investigation and found...
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..that a steroid pumped, monstrous clit could give women double the pleasure, double the orgasms and let their river of plenty flow through the dry, lifeless land of haggard, dull men with small penises

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