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Old 21-01-2009, 07:33 PM   #21
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marjorie call it "organ" county to comemorate the loss of his penis. he stayed up all night crying trying to console himself with his vast wealth of wooden legs.

however, in the morning.....
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:34 PM   #22
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It's tradition to take a break in the middle of the scrabble game to feast on melons and peaches, which is really a metaphor for...
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:35 PM   #23
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Boobs, so in the morning he decided to get breast implants
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:36 PM   #24
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But they blew up due to air pressure and, am, science on his way back to Coolland.
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:37 PM   #25
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so at least he could still feel like a man and squeeze a pair of tits on a daily basis rather than feeling a right tit...

however, he still yearned for his chopped off penis
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:43 PM   #26
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So he erected an idol to honor his chopped off penis
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Old 21-01-2009, 08:45 PM   #27
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....and manufactured his own brand of erect penises as dildoes for sale in sex shops...
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Old 21-01-2009, 08:58 PM   #28
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which were all closed down when the illuminati agenda collapsed and women took over the world..........
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Old 21-01-2009, 09:34 PM   #29
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In a moment of mdma induced clarity, the king walked on a beach and realised he was one with everything in the universe. He killed a goat in a mock symbolic act and transcended into everything, leaving behind nothing...
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Old 21-01-2009, 09:41 PM   #30
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...nothing except all the women in the world, and that's how the entire world turned lesbian. There were no more wars, but there sure were some long eras of silence and mean looks.
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Old 21-01-2009, 09:48 PM   #31
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They all got on the same cycle. Jealousy was rife.

"ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER OR HER OR HER OR HER OR HER OR HER OR HER OR HER OR HER OR HER OR HER OR HER"?

War lasted for many years.
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:02 PM   #32
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After about 5 minutes of silence, the moaning began...
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and then a loud rumbling erupted from the skies as giant craft of varied descriptions with pretty coloured lights entered the atmosphere..
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and then a loud rumbling erupted from the skies as giant craft of varied descriptions with pretty coloured lights entered the atmosphere..

Then everything condensed into the size of itself but remained...
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:22 PM   #35
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but remained... and turned inside out! All at once, everything that had been on the outside was now on the inside and everything that was once on the inside was now on the outside.
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out of the remnance of everything sprang an alien entity tht looked like zebedy from magic roundabout, Marjorie ran up to greet the four sprung alien.
The alien proclaimed tht he did not want to converse with marjorie or any other puppet leader....... but wanted to see marjories organ grinder!
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:27 PM   #37
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Marjorie produced her organ grinder. Then she proceeded to reach down his throat, removed his liver, and ground it.

She served the delicious liver rissoles to her fellow lesbians and there was much rejoicing.
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Old 21-01-2009, 10:29 PM   #38
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They only wished they had some fava beans and a bottle merlot to add the finishing touch to the meal.
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and some tofu!
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And verily, this did anger the Tofu Gods, for they had not been chosen first. The Tofu Gods are vengeful and selfish, and they did spake unto the lesbians "Forever more shalt thou consume naught but our fruits! No more shall you consume of the flesh. You shall live off the bland, insipid mush that you shalt glean from the fields, and the tofu that we provide!"

And thus was born the humourless, short-assed, hairy-faced, Vegan lesbian tribe.
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