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Old 21-01-2009, 06:47 PM   #1
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Alright guys, Its time we had a little fun around here.
I am about to come up with the opening lines for a story that all of us Ickers can be a part of.

I will start the opening line and everyone here is free to contribute to it. Just remember to leave it open ended and leave a.... at the end so anyone can join in and keep it going.

Okay, here goes:


Once upon a time in a land far far away there.......

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Old 21-01-2009, 06:49 PM   #2
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Nice.

was a king, who had a dilemma...
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Old 21-01-2009, 06:53 PM   #3
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he was in love with a one legged lesbian
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Old 21-01-2009, 06:57 PM   #4
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next week was to be the annual arse kicking competition and he wanted to ensure his beloved would win
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Old 21-01-2009, 06:57 PM   #5
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He tended to prefer her when she had her wooden leg off, as she was more attentive.
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Old 21-01-2009, 06:58 PM   #6
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and would rarely kick him when she was like that!
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:00 PM   #7
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but alas, she much prefered to chew carpet than play hide the salami. and used her wooden leg to hit the king over the head... so he....
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:07 PM   #8
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Decided to invade the small country of Coolland.
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an unusual place whose entire economy was based on menthol cigarettes
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:10 PM   #10
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The land there was creepy and old, but the king decided to...
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Smoke a lot more, and plant herbal cigarettes too...
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Then he wakes up,
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And invades the small country of Legoland...
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but was beaten back by the star wars edition... so the king...
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:21 PM   #15
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In his dream that night he hears from an archetypal male figure-the wise man who says, "The only reason you are invading Coolland and Lego land is down to your sexual frustration with the woman with the wooden leg", When are you going to wake up and realise that she doesn't like men, prefers women to men"/?
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so the king had a sex change and called himself marjorie
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At that! He banned all lesbians from his kingdom and so there was a mas exodus to Orange County California... Uh, and then he moved there too

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Old 21-01-2009, 07:27 PM   #18
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seeking Truth, Justice and the pursuit of (h) appines
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And replaced the oranges with lemons, as God told him to in a dream, but it was still called Orange County. Hooray!
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Old 21-01-2009, 07:30 PM   #20
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He then got into playing scrabble and changed Orange to Organ County, with wooden legs being worth £50,ooo they became the currency that was used to replace the mighty doll liar
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