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Old 14-10-2008, 12:29 AM   #481
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Oh by the way, I reckon this whole fucking fed light shit that has been going on for fucking ages with some serious work gone on into it is a exercise to see how easy people are to blag in to thinking that the concept of this happening is actually real.

Project bluebeam and all that malarcy.



Or might be getting tired and need to fuck off to bed.


Either way it's all a load of bollox. LOL


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Old 14-10-2008, 12:30 AM   #482
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My only advice is don't smoke skunk, you may as well be sucking on a chemtrail. if you can find good non skunk weed (Jamaican is good) then it won't mess with your head so much.
no way! pollenated weed is less potent, and therefore more harmful due to having to use more and it contains more unnecessary crap. well grown organic skunk is practically free to the grower, but most commercial growers don't bother to ween the fertiliser from the plant before harvest, leaving you with shitty smoke that makes you ill.

not that i would know.
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Old 14-10-2008, 12:32 AM   #483
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I smoked Durban Poison when I was younger and still in South Africa, it brought out my creative side. Dope here in the UK is all that crystalised skunk rubbish, it's dirty, messes with the head, like proper drugs do. Not good.
Yup. Now back to the aliens. From my research they don't smoke skunk.
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Old 14-10-2008, 12:33 AM   #484
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Yup. Now back to the aliens. From my research they don't smoke skunk.
Banks has been in touch with the fed light and that's exactly why they ain't here yet... they are stoned to fuck and got lost.
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Old 14-10-2008, 12:34 AM   #485
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Yup. Now back to the aliens. From my research they don't smoke skunk.
I'm here to be informed. All I know about aliens is what I've seen on youtube lol though I did wake up with a bite mark on my face when home alone and no explaination for it. Blame the aliens? Kinda convenient, but what other explaination?

I just think it would be out of this world if Blossom Goodchild was right, unfortunately the rational side of my brain says not.
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Old 14-10-2008, 12:35 AM   #486
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Banks has been in touch with the fed light and that's exactly why they ain't here yet... they are stoned to fuck and got lost.
i can fully appreciate that!
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Old 14-10-2008, 12:36 AM   #487
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Blossom Goodchild is Bank's mum, and they are both full of the smelly stuff.
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Old 14-10-2008, 02:28 AM   #489
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giving up already?? It wont be the 14th in the US for another 2-3 hours. We still have around 24 hours before we can say this was all just BS... =)
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Old 14-10-2008, 09:47 AM   #490
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Don't forget there are a hell of a lot of satellites up there too and I'm pretty sure they must give off / reflect light.
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Old 14-10-2008, 09:52 AM   #491
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of cours ya know what i heard ?

well "i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was out all day .
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of cours ya know what i heard ?

well "i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was out all day .
no sorry thats not what happened . this is what happened .





"i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was in all day !

not out all day .

of caours ian wasnt having any of it .
so july said he said that i said gena said that peter told me , that isaid .

"i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was in all tuesday !

but it wasnt tuesday

it was wednesday .

coz i said


"i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was in all wednesday !


see i said wednesday not tuesday .
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no sorry thats not what happened . this is what happened .





"i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was in all day !

not out all day .

of caours ian wasnt having any of it .
so july said he said that i said gena said that peter told me , that isaid .

"i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was in all tuesday !

but it wasnt tuesday

it was wednesday .

coz i said


"i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was in all wednesday !


see i said wednesday not tuesday .
or was it thursday ?

well ya know how it is me old brain plays up sometimes.

could have sworn it went like this

"i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was in all day !

not out all day .

of caours ian wasnt having any of it .
so july said he said that i said gena said that peter told me , that isaid .

"i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was in all tuesday !

but it wasnt tuesday

it was wednesday .

coz i said


"i was walking down the road , you know , round the corner from mr smith , anyway , i bumped into gerty , she said that july and peter was driving into london when they bumped into to george .
he said that gena said that tom said he saw paul and he isnt talking to ana anymore"

anyway , july didnt like this so she phoned peter and he said she said that paul said

"ya know , peas are so expensive these days , ya cant go out anymore with out people looking at ya funny cours , if ya cant go out and peas go up how am i going to have me old sunday roast then ?"

well Ian wasnt have none of it .
he told peter who said to [paul to tell july to phone anna to tell her

that all the parking places have gone . i mean ?
we build these car p[arks out of our money , and then we have to pay for them .its taking all our money ya know .

anyway paul said that she said that he saod that i said , that there wasnt any parking places when i could have sworn i told him , that there wasnt any parking spaces , not places .

of cours , paul thought that peter thought ian told anna who said to july that gena was in all wednesday !

































well atleast i thought it was that anyway .
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nono no thats not what ian said .

dont make me repeat my self .
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has anyone tried the federation and sol system all-emergency security check call sign 'squeak squeak?'

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Sky news have just covered the 14th Oct UFO story..." If we believe Australian clairvoyant....ufo's will be seen today"
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