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Old 02-09-2011, 09:42 AM   #41
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Hey. You're very intuitive.

The person below me probably needs more recognition than he or she receives.
Absolutely unbelievably true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The person below me has hit themselves in the face before and felt embarrased about it.
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Old 02-09-2011, 09:55 AM   #42
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Absolutely unbelievably true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The person below me has hit themselves in the face before and felt embarrased about it.

Hey at least I didn't punch myself in the balls like a dirty fighter would.

The person below me read this and cringed a little thinking of a self-inflicted ball punch.
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Old 02-09-2011, 04:34 PM   #43
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True.......

The person below has not read the whole thread
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Old 02-09-2011, 04:35 PM   #44
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how did you know?

The person below me has photocopied their arse 413 times.
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Old 02-09-2011, 04:37 PM   #45
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Not even once...False

the person below posts while sitting on the loo
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Old 02-09-2011, 05:58 PM   #46
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False.

The person bellow me has one foot slightly bigger than the other foot.
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Old 02-09-2011, 10:54 PM   #47
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Not that I'm aware of!

The person below me wishes they could change jobs.
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Old 02-09-2011, 11:38 PM   #48
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Not that I'm aware of!

The person below me wishes they could change jobs.
True, my job sucks.

The person below me hates Mushrooms.
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:17 AM   #49
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True, my job sucks.

The person below me hates Mushrooms.
True.

The person below me smoked a spliff today.
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:22 AM   #50
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True.

The person below me smoked a spliff today.
False, but I have smoked a couple bowls.

The person below me has dropped acid.
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:24 AM   #51
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True. But not in many, many years.

The person below me is uncomfortable showing their true feelings for fear of being seen as a softie.

EDIT: OR for fear of being seen as the asshole that they truly are.

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Old 03-09-2011, 04:29 AM   #52
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Completely false.

The person below me believes in reptilians.
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:46 AM   #53
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Completely false.

The person below me believes in reptilians.
True, a crocodile is a reptile aint it?

The person below me hates Crunchies.
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Old 03-09-2011, 10:28 AM   #54
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True...they stick to teeth

The person below me needs to chill out more
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Old 03-09-2011, 11:41 AM   #55
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The person below me needs to chill out more
True.



the person below me is thinking about going on holliday - just do it
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Old 03-09-2011, 12:26 PM   #56
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True.

[goes on holiday]

...

Oh, sorry, er...

The person below me worries too much; worrying never helped anything
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:09 PM   #57
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True!!

The person below me is Awesome!!!
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:18 PM   #58
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True (we're all awesome as we're all one consciousness experiencing life subjectively)

The person below me can suggest where I should stay in London next week...
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:34 PM   #59
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True....A hotel

The person below does not meditate
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Old 04-09-2011, 10:40 AM   #60
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True, sadly...

The person below me is high.
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