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Old 28-04-2018, 10:15 AM   #2361
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"Joe never bothered to apologise, not even through the medium of the monkey." (Taken from 'I, PARTRIDGE')?

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Old 29-04-2018, 10:19 PM   #2362
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Spiffing, er, "wha gwan?"
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Old 30-04-2018, 06:54 AM   #2363
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Some of the unhappiest times of my life have been with my kids. I remember... a holiday on the beach in Prestatyn. The kids came over to me and said, "Papa, Papa! Follow me," and... you know... I followed them about 200 yards across the sand dunes. When I got there, finally, all they'd done was dug a big hole. Miserable.
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Old 02-05-2018, 09:29 AM   #2364
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'WHO ARE YOU? I don't bloody know you any more!'

Carol was shouting at me, tears streaming down her ruddy cheeks. (This isn't swearing. Her cheeks were host to several burst blood vessels.)
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:22 PM   #2365
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We don't do any of that seat shit. Sometimes I sit there, sit over there, lean on there, squat on the desk. Well, I don't do that - though I wouldn't put it past me!
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Old 07-05-2018, 10:23 AM   #2366
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Bob, you're laughing at weather!!

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Old 07-05-2018, 01:41 PM   #2367
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By nightfall one of them shoves a trumpet up your rectum, letting out a comical 'toot'.
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Old 20-05-2018, 02:20 PM   #2368
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Calling all FOP's (fans of partridge....)

Check out this currently down Hulls bank side.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/weir...8572910755195/

Kiss my face!!!!
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Old 14-09-2018, 05:32 PM   #2369
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Don't cry.
Nobody likes a cry baby.
Women like a real man who doesn't take any shit.
So, pull yourself together, and be a fuckin' man.
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