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Old 08-05-2010, 12:12 AM   #21
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I've found work at a supermarket - Steppewar
You made a mistake, ill fix it up...

I've found work - Steppewar

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Old 08-05-2010, 12:15 AM   #22
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Reasons to stay sober - Ethan Allen.
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Old 08-05-2010, 12:43 AM   #23
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:39 AM   #24
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:46 AM   #25
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"there is more to this world than my ego .....by selfpitty and greed"




freedom is the grandchildren we are the caretakers
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:56 AM   #26
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"Sorry guys, but my millitant homophobic attitude is due to my sexual repression and self disgust..... I'm actual gay"

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Old 08-05-2010, 05:58 PM   #27
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"Log off now, over the rainbow's on tv with graham norton" Griffinman.
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:12 PM   #28
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I know what's going on - martg
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:13 PM   #29
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A few things we're unlikely to see here:

"Let's use provable science/common sense to debunk outlandish theories."

"My shame at living on state benefits."

"I've researched both sides of and concluded that there's no evidence to suggest conspiracy at all."

"Something bad happened today... and 'TPTB' WEREN'T responsible."

"I've decided to take responsibility for my own life and stop blaming 'The System' for the World's ills."

"Hang on... isn't pretty much everything here just speculation?"

"I'm a 12th dimensional parrot-based extra-terrestrial from the Moon with an elaborate back-story and a bold prediction for imminent disclosure. Accept me." (Actally this one is quite likely...)
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:14 PM   #30
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'Please, please, please let me be a member of the DIF and let me talk now' Droike.'
'Muhammed and his bride were Soul Mates' Eternal Spirit.
'All of humanity stems from Russia' December.
'I admire Nick Griffin' Purple Rain.
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:33 PM   #31
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Keep it going....I can see there's mileage here (well, a page more or so...)
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:43 PM   #32
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The mothership was never coming - Filinfinland
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:54 PM   #33
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Oops - I thought that was the New Testament! - 1776

10 best reasons why Bill Cooper was wrong... - 1776

Freemasonry, how we ALL can become Illumined! 1776

Here's a few I thought of that would be pretty funny, coming from me especially


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Old 08-05-2010, 07:18 PM   #34
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i did not have zeksual relationshipz with dat puberscent 11 year old woman - by m6000000

my stuff sells itself (send card number and pin, no paypal PLEASE) - by elimpostor

... for i've seen da light! - by mind1universe

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Old 08-05-2010, 10:01 PM   #35
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Everything In The World Is Fine and Dandy- real6
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:51 PM   #36
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'I've run out of lightbulbs' - steppewar
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Old 09-05-2010, 12:17 AM   #37
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Everything is ok i got laid last night and am finally happy - Alex Jones
this was good..I smirked all over..LOL
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Free speech to be enforced on the DIF at all times - Sean

[insert next prime-minister] is not a pedophile - David Icke

Black Helicopter was just a neighbour's kid's toy, Doh! - GirlGye

Ok, I admit it, I couldn't make it as a fiction writer so I came here instead - [censored]
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Old 09-05-2010, 12:33 AM   #39
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my stuff sells itself (send card number and pin, no paypal PLEASE) - by elimpostor

... for i've seen da light! - by mind1universe
if you don't know the guys, meet them in chat ROFL, you'll see what i'm talking about

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