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Old 06-02-2016, 06:19 AM   #1
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Default British breezes sells for £80 a pop in China

https://www.rt.com/uk/331438-bottled...ampaign=chrome

A UK businessman is making a fortune selling British air to wealthy Chinese buyers for £80 ($115) a bottle.

Leo De Watts, 27, harvests fresh air from rural locations across the UK, including Dorset, Somerset, Wales, Wiltshire and Yorkshire.

His team use specially adapted fishing nets and run through fields to collect the breeze. The nets are left for 10 minutes to absorb the local aroma, before being bottled in 580ml containers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U

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Old 06-02-2016, 10:46 AM   #2
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https://www.rt.com/uk/331438-bottled...ampaign=chrome

A UK businessman is making a fortune selling British air to wealthy Chinese buyers for £80 ($115) a bottle.

Leo De Watts, 27, harvests fresh air from rural locations across the UK, including Dorset, Somerset, Wales, Wiltshire and Yorkshire.

His team use specially adapted fishing nets and run through fields to collect the breeze. The nets are left for 10 minutes to absorb the local aroma, before being bottled in 580ml containers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U

Movies aren't predicting the future, creating the future?
This has to be a joke.

if not then

Maybe I can sell hot Spanish air in bottles in UK-

You heard it here first. only 10 £ a bottle.


BTW I was trying to guess what video you embedded and I guessed right haha. classic film.
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:49 AM   #3
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Bottled farts for sale, £500 a pop...credit cards welcome..

We stock all types of farts including eggy, fruity, silent but deadly, squelchy and for a limited time only (due to bowel problems) we can offer follow through (pre-orders welcome).

Bottled and canned morning breath now back in stock!!!

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Old 06-02-2016, 11:54 AM   #4
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Hang on, I can tap into this market too.

halitosis in a bottle. Breath my halitosis for £40
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Old 06-02-2016, 01:50 PM   #5
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Old 06-02-2016, 01:51 PM   #6
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This has to be a joke.

if not then

Maybe I can sell hot Spanish air in bottles in UK-

You heard it here first. only 10 £ a bottle.


BTW I was trying to guess what video you embedded and I guessed right haha. classic film.
And DIF members get a 20% discount and free delivery on first order!!
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Old 06-02-2016, 08:21 PM   #7
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Its not new, im sure I've heard of people bottling Welsh air before and selling it.
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Old 06-02-2016, 08:28 PM   #8
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He looks well chuffed with his bottle of air.

You know what they say? Air today, gone tomorrow

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...om-Canada.html

'Beijing artist Liang Kegang poses with the jar of fresh air collected in Provence, France'
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Old 06-02-2016, 10:45 PM   #9
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He looks well chuffed with his bottle of air.

You know what they say? Air today, gone tomorrow

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...om-Canada.html

'Beijing artist Liang Kegang poses with the jar of fresh air collected in Provence, France'
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Seriousness is a disease gremlin.
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Old 06-02-2016, 10:51 PM   #11
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Hot air on this thread,
Free of charge
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How do they get it through customs?
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Old 15-02-2016, 11:39 AM   #13
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Its a bit like that story, of that muslim male, whom was selling his own pee, as camel pee or something.

Humans sure have weird ideas, and when they think they are special, and others do, people will make a fool of themselves buying junk like that.
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Old 15-02-2016, 04:25 PM   #14
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This has to be a joke. ...

After the referendum maybe they could sell "The wind of change" for a few quid more.
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Old 18-02-2016, 08:56 AM   #15
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In my "swindler's manual" it says that instead of racking your brains for a new idea, find something that worked well in the past and modernise it for your particular needs.

I remember the days when you could buy cans of London Fog in all the tourist hotspots for 4/- (20p but add 50 years of inflation to that). This guy must have a long memory too.
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