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Old 08-06-2013, 06:48 PM   #241
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I'm a bit peckish, might have a mug of beans...... With a sausage in it.
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:41 AM   #242
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It’s a little known fact that had Hitler successfully invaded Britain, he’d planned to make his victory speech from Norwich City Hall. It’s easy to see why; here’s a very imposing, brutal quality to the architecture ... that Hitler would have absolutely loved.
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Old 09-06-2013, 09:26 AM   #243
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It’s a little known fact that had Hitler successfully invaded Britain, he’d planned to make his victory speech from Norwich City Hall. It’s easy to see why; here’s a very imposing, brutal quality to the architecture ... that Hitler would have absolutely loved.
The more I hear about hitler, the less I like him...... He was mad!
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Old 09-06-2013, 09:30 AM   #244
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It’s a little known fact that had Hitler successfully invaded Britain, he’d planned to make his victory speech from Norwich City Hall. It’s easy to see why; here’s a very imposing, brutal quality to the architecture ... that Hitler would have absolutely loved.

That bit where you can hear the Hitler speech & Partridge's face is priceless.
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It’s a little known fact that had Hitler successfully invaded Britain, he’d planned to make his victory speech from Norwich City Hall. It’s easy to see why; here’s a very imposing, brutal quality to the architecture ... that Hitler would have absolutely loved.
Hate to do this here decode, I'll end with an Alan quote don't worry, I've got something to say first...I reckon he put that bit in for more than just 'comedy' purposes, it's funny don't get me wrong...but...

There has been a vein of gentle 'anti-semitism' running through the entire of the Partridge cannon...a comment here and there, I think either Coogan realised this or someone 'higher up' did and put that bit in as a joke maybe, but probably to distance Alan from accusations of 'hilter loving'.

And on that bombshell...

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^^^^ I think it's meant to make 'anti semitism' look uncool via the uncool medium of Alan Partridge, middle England square.
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'I'm sorry about all that from before' to Tony Hayers, chief commissioning editor of BBC television...Jewish.

'What the second series'? Replied Tony...genuinely confused.

'No, the crucifixion'.

^ best joke in KMKY.

Christmas episode too...mince pies!

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^^^^ I think it's meant to make 'anti semitism' look uncool via the uncool medium of Alan Partridge, middle England square.
Hmmm, you're probably right.

Probably shouldn't have made Partridge so damn anti-cool then..
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'I'm sorry about all that from before' to Tony Hayers, chief commissioning editor of BBC television...Jewish.

'What the second series'? Replied Tony...genuinely confused.

'No, the crucifixion'.

^ best joke in KMKY.

Christmas episode too...mince pies!
I've done that wrong haven't I?

Correct it someone...you can change my quote...there's something wrong with Alan's bit...
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That bit where you can hear the Hitler speech & Partridge's face is priceless.
Yep, has me laughing as well.
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Old 09-06-2013, 05:40 PM   #251
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Hate to do this here decode, I'll end with an Alan quote don't worry, I've got something to say first...I reckon he put that bit in for more than just 'comedy' purposes, it's funny don't get me wrong...but...

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And on that bombshell...

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^^^^ I think it's meant to make 'anti semitism' look uncool via the uncool medium of Alan Partridge, middle England square.
It hasn't escaped my attention either. Even before Tony Hayers has turned Alan's 2nd series down, you can see it in the 'Yule' episode (i.e., before he thumped him with a raw turkey carcass).

In Open Books, there's a line he says to someone who criticises him, also aimed at the presenter: "You two ought to get together, you sound like Rosencrantz and Guildenstein, a couple of Danish Jews."

And, lest we forget 'Sidekick Simon, Sidekick Simon Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sidekick Simon, Sidekick Simon Achtung!'

So yes, it's there ... why it's there I'm not sure. It's sort of like Cluedo, isn't it?
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I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war..... But a happy one.
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Ya daft racist.
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Old 09-06-2013, 05:59 PM   #255
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Give me another series, you shit....
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Old 09-06-2013, 06:12 PM   #256
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They're men, they're men..on that bombshell
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There was a time when they'd have been chased out of the church with a big stick - and then BURNED.

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Get the pipers back on!
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Get the cow off the boat!!!
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I, Alan Partridge will attempt to ride 10 miles in 30 minutes - but first Wizzard.
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