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Old 18-04-2010, 05:24 PM   #21
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I'd want it read by Big Dave himself, thanks. With sound effects.
I think there's probably lots of reasons why they get other people to do them. Especially the older Ickey books. Pre-Maxwell, Icke still believes that Columbus discovered america and tells that version of history. Then post maxwell he's learnt about the whole 'Dove' meaning of the name. If I'd written it, I'd not want to read it because I'd know it was wrong now.

Sound effects sound good. Especially for the 9/11 book. Not so sure about Children of the Matrix though. Can you imagine the phone call to the talent agency? "Hi yes, we need some small children to enact some satanic child abuse for a new David Icke Audiobook."
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Old 18-04-2010, 05:26 PM   #22
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I just thought how amazing it would be if Stephen Fry did the Audio versions of all Icke's books.

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Old 18-04-2010, 05:27 PM   #23
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I think there's probably lots of reasons why they get other people to do them. Especially the older Ickey books. Pre-Maxwell, Icke still believes that Columbus discovered america and tells that version of history. Then post maxwell he's learnt about the whole 'Dove' meaning of the name. If I'd written it, I'd not want to read it because I'd know it was wrong now.

Sound effects sound good. Especially for the 9/11 book. Not so sure about Children of the Matrix though. Can you imagine the phone call to the talent agency? "Hi yes, we need some small children to enact some satanic child abuse for a new David Icke Audiobook."
Erm, I was thinking more like a Darth Vader voice etc

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Old 18-04-2010, 05:30 PM   #24
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Erm, I was thinking more like a Darth Vader voice etc
Stallone would be hillarious. Darth Vader would give me nightmares but it'd be good to take samples from the audiobook and phone people up randomly and play them to them in the middle of the night.
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Old 18-04-2010, 05:34 PM   #25
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HEY !! Stop that at once! " Jeffry, I sound better than George, don't I ????????? aaaaaaaaaaa nobody sounds better than ME!!!"
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Old 18-04-2010, 05:43 PM   #26
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How about David Icke GPS audioclips?

As well as the usual "Turn left" you could have; "the roundabout ahead, is an illusion of the five sense reality", or "caution, H1N1 detected in cabin area." and when it knows you're driving through a remote area late at night "THERE'S A REPTILIAN BEHIND YOU!! DRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!" I would shit myself. Finally, I think there should be a Girlgye version so when you drive through liverpool you get constant black helicopter warnings instead of traffic cameras.

To be fair, I don't use gps seeing as I can read road signs, but I reckon it would work.
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Old 18-04-2010, 06:18 PM   #27
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I'd want it read by Big Dave himself, thanks. With sound effects.
+1. Not forgetting Ethle Jones impressions! lol

Seriously though, I wish he would do audio books as I don't take it in as much when I have to read it myself.
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Old 18-04-2010, 09:28 PM   #28
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Old 18-04-2010, 09:35 PM   #29
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+1. Not forgetting Ethle Jones impressions! lol

Seriously though, I wish he would do audio books as I don't take it in as much when I have to read it myself.
I think if he did it himself, people would say he's using NLP or something to brainwash people.

How about... The David Icke Guide to the Global Conspiracy (and how to stop it) read by Elmo from Sesame Street? There's some scary stuff in there so I think it'd make it more accessible.
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Old 19-04-2010, 06:51 AM   #31
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Buy a DVD of one Icke's talks and cover your screen.
(a free audiobook with every purchase).
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Old 19-04-2010, 06:53 AM   #32
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I just thought how amazing it would be if Stephen Fry did the Audio versions of all Icke's books.

Who would you want to read them to you?

Who is stephen fry?

Great idea though, I would certainly buy every single one of Ickes books if they were released also on audio versions.

Icke + audio books=Match made in heaven
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a posh english-jewish twonk with a stupid voice.
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a posh english-jewish twonk with a stupid voice.
He's a sharp, witty comedian/writer/actor with an excellent voice.

My favourite S.Fry stuff was in Blackadder - he was brilliant.

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My favourite S.Fry stuff was in Blackadder - he was brilliant.
yeah he was pretty funny in that.
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Yeah he was good... for a twonk with a stupid voice
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He's a sharp, witty comedian/writer/actor with an excellent voice.

My favourite S.Fry stuff was in Blackadder - he was brilliant.
Yeah I love Blackadder, he was brilliant in Absolute Power too

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Yeah I love Blackadder, he was brilliant in Absolute Power too
Cheers, I'll have a look at that!
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