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Old 04-05-2015, 04:57 PM   #6941
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Who had another baby, Dianas older son again?

Mercedes, that is funny.

Didn't Diana die in a black Mercedes.
Yes she did! LOL!

Prince William has a new baby girl!!
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Old 04-05-2015, 05:14 PM   #6942
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The woman in Indonesia due to be executed for drug smuggling, says her last request will be to sing, "Magic Moments!"

A better choice would have been......................."one million green bottles, standing on the wall!"
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Old 04-05-2015, 07:35 PM   #6943
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Who says Mayweather's the best? It's pissing down outside!
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Old 05-05-2015, 05:59 AM   #6944
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Who says Mayweather's the best? It's pissing down outside!
If you are in the UK,thats normal, right?
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If you are in the UK,thats normal, right?
Yeah!
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Old 07-05-2015, 06:29 PM   #6946
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World News:

Errol Brown has died! You don't remember him, do you?

Errol Brown has died! I reckon he will resurrect in a few days! I believe in miracles!

The first sign of Errol Brown's cancer was blood in his urine! It started with a piss!

Errol Brown bread!

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Gay people have grinder. Straight people have tinder..... I pray no one comes up with an app called 'kinder'.
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"If only we had booked with Thomas Cook..."

...said the McCanns.
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A real Buddhist wouldn't need or welcome the compliment
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An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal.

The doctor says, " Dick everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Dick replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Dick's wife.



"Marianne, he says, Dick is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.



Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims.


"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"
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