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Old 21-01-2019, 05:23 PM   #1
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Default Tea & Consent: If you go into a Tea shop and ask for a cup of tea....

..... You're fucked.

Still Don’t Understand Sexual Consent? It’s Like a Cup of Tea, Says This Brilliant PSA:

https://www.adweek.com/creativity/st...nt-psa-167823/



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Old 21-01-2019, 05:24 PM   #2
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Old 21-01-2019, 05:43 PM   #3
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its not my coup of tea......but you can always go into a gift shop and ask a gift

George Carlin - Hoow to Keep People Alert



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Old 21-01-2019, 08:35 PM   #4
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and then there's the problem of yes I want Tea and they drink Tea and then they say, the Tea is shite and you poisoned me, its not what I wanted in the first place and I'm going to make you pay for servicing me bad Tea.

To which you reply Not Guilty your Honor.

The 'system' is geared to Believing the woman even if she is Lying... see pink hats and Blassey Ford.

The Tea indoctrination vid perpetuates this....

The real answer is,

WEAR a VOICE recording device when engaging the opposite sex for the FIRST time.

I bought mine off ebay and it looks like a USB stick.
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Old 21-01-2019, 11:28 PM   #5
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It didn't explain what to do about the tea they've already consumed if you've been tea-ing them and then they become unconscious.

Do you stomach pump and/or douche the tea out of their system, and change the bedsheets before they wake up, in case they think you made tea and poured it into them while they were unconscious?

Confusing.

Unless 'tea' is just a euphemism for 'dick', and not 'DNA-incriminating seminal fluid', and then it's a little more cut-and-dried.
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Old 21-01-2019, 11:30 PM   #6
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The real answer is,

WEAR a VOICE recording device when engaging the opposite sex for the FIRST time.

I bought mine off ebay and it looks like a USB stick.
lol.

That's awesome.
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Old 22-01-2019, 04:35 PM   #7
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There's also Coffee to consider.

What if a person doesn't want tea, but wants a coffee?

Or, a person might also say, 'yes, please. i would like some tea. But only if you have biscuits to dip in.'

What if you don't have any biscuits!

Would a kitkat* do?

* other chocolate biscuit type confectionery bars are also available.

And, don't even get me started on Twix's!

Or what if they say no to tea, but go on to say: 'but i would love a glass of milk. i love nothing more than drinking a long glass of milk. And if you have got a straw......'

What then!

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Old 22-01-2019, 05:02 PM   #8
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You can also go to certain places in a City where people will offer to make you tea.

And they will make it any way that you like, all you have to do is pay for the tea.

You can have tea up against a wall, down an alley, in the back seat of your car.... In the front seat of your car... Under a tree, round the back of Morrisons, in a car park, in a bus stop, in a bush... Just about anywhere.

But if Mr Plod catches you you'll get your collar felt.

Just for drinking tea!
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Old 22-01-2019, 05:04 PM   #9
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Elpresidente, if you choose to use the services of those lady's ^ who ask you if you are looking for tea, and then make you tea, you won't need your USB recordering stick
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Arrow Star Fucking Hipsters - Two Cups of Tea

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Elpresidente, if you choose to use the services of those lady's ^ who ask you if you are looking for tea, and then make you tea, you won't need your USB recordering stick


My Aunt said if you want to understand the art of Tea making... remember these words


All Women make Tea for money and one way or another a man pays for Tea.

The objective of Life is to find a Tea maker who understands the rules of the Tea Empire and wants to live happily ever after making Tea.
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Default Tea & Consent: If you go into a Tea shop and ask for a cup of tea....

You can't beat a good cuppa tea ,,





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