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Old 25-03-2010, 06:01 PM   #1
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Default David icke plz write this book

hi david

here is a idea for a new book "THE P NUT GLAND"

becuz

i have read all your books and my once opened mind is no so fucking granited

1.I BELEIVE I AM A SNAKE ,SLAVED TO A FAMILY OF NASTIER SNAKES
2.I HAVE NO EMOTIONS BECOZ I AM JUST A HUMAN COMPUTA
3.I BURNT MY MONEY COS IT WAS USELESS
4.I AM ANTI EVERYTHING
5.MY EVIL SLAVES HAVE WAY BIGGER COCKS THAN ME
now get off your knees boy and write a bloody book

TO MAKE ME NORMAL AGAIN DUDE

do the P NUT GLAND

CONSPIRE WITH YOUR BOY CREDO
and find away to tell people to get there PINAEL GLAND pumping seratonin .

call it the PNUT so the idiots fall for it

prove u can get that pnut totally over active

THEN SIR

EVERY FUCKING LOSER AND DRUGGIE IN THE COUNTRY WILL BUY YOUR BOOK

and you will become the new HARRY POTTER AUTHOR and you will create happier peopple who wont give a fuck they are controlled

thank you and have a good day

COSMIC

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Old 25-03-2010, 06:02 PM   #2
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hi david

here is a idea for a new book "the p nut gland"

becuz

i have read all your books and my once opened mind is no so fucking granited

1.i beleive i am a snake ,slaved to a family of nastier snakes
2.i have no emotions becoz i am just a human computa
3.i burnt my money cos it was useless
4.i am anti everything
5.my evil slaves have way bigger cocks than me
now get off your knees boy and write a bloody book

to make me normal again dude

do the p nut gland

conspire with your boy credo
and find away to tell people to get there pinael gland pumping seratonin .

call it the pnut so the idiots fall for it

prove u can get that pnut totally over active

then sir

every fucking loser and druggie in the country will buy your book

and you will become the new harry potter author and you will create happier peopple who wont give a fuck they are controlled

thank you and have a good day

cosmic
haahahahaha!!!
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Old 25-03-2010, 06:03 PM   #3
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How very poetical






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Old 25-03-2010, 06:41 PM   #4
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LMAO!!!!!

Such a character isn't he?
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Old 25-03-2010, 06:45 PM   #5
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hi david

here is a idea for a new book "THE P NUT GLAND"

becuz

i have read all your books and my once opened mind is no so fucking granited

1.I BELEIVE I AM A SNAKE ,SLAVED TO A FAMILY OF NASTIER SNAKES
2.I HAVE NO EMOTIONS BECOZ I AM JUST A HUMAN COMPUTA
3.I BURNT MY MONEY COS IT WAS USELESS
4.I AM ANTI EVERYTHING
5.MY EVIL SLAVES HAVE WAY BIGGER COCKS THAN ME
now get off your knees boy and write a bloody book

TO MAKE ME NORMAL AGAIN DUDE

do the P NUT GLAND

CONSPIRE WITH YOUR BOY CREDO
and find away to tell people to get there PINAEL GLAND pumping seratonin .

call it the PNUT so the idiots fall for it

prove u can get that pnut totally over active

THEN SIR

EVERY FUCKING LOSER AND DRUGGIE IN THE COUNTRY WILL BUY YOUR BOOK

and you will become the new HARRY POTTER AUTHOR and you will create happier peopple who wont give a fuck they are controlled

thank you and have a good day

COSMIC
I'll show you my P NUT if you show me your P NUT?
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Old 25-03-2010, 08:01 PM   #6
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The OP seems genuinely demented, that's the funniest thing i read in months.

Will David Icke step up? The challenge has been set.
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Old 25-03-2010, 08:05 PM   #7
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you are truly mental old chap lol
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Old 25-03-2010, 08:40 PM   #8
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i like this guy
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