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Old 03-02-2012, 05:38 PM   #1501
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False and False.

I am baking cookies at the moment and although I like a good curry my taste buds are anticpating chocolate chips. Oh, and as I have nothing to blow (that I now of) I am not really fancying it nor do I fancy giving one. it must be the chocolate. I've heard that it triggers the same sensors as sex.

The person below me is drinking alcohol to keep warm.
False...I drink alcohol, I use the heating to keep warm.

The person below is a sexual deviant.
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Old 03-02-2012, 05:50 PM   #1502
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I think it is your turn, hugo.
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Old 03-02-2012, 06:44 PM   #1503
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I think it is your turn, hugo.


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False...I drink alcohol, I use the heating to keep warm.

The person below is a sexual deviant.
Oh so very true. This week I have sexed with a McFlurry, a wood pile and the colour green, twice!

The person below me can name all the Banana Splits. Without Google's help.
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Old 03-02-2012, 07:00 PM   #1504
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Oh so very true. This week I have sexed with a McFlurry, a wood pile and the colour green, twice!

The person below me can name all the Banana Splits. Without Google's help.
One banana two banana 3 banana 4. Easy

Person below kept to their new years resolution.
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:29 PM   #1505
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One banana two banana 3 banana 4. Easy

Person below kept to their new years resolution.
Not a chance, they are always doomed to fail!

The person below me is aware of the affect they have on others, be it good or bad.
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Old 03-02-2012, 08:56 PM   #1506
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yes, (but not completely)

TPBM; is me...
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:16 PM   #1507
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yes, (but not completely)

TPBM; is me...

Sort of true we are all one small part of a greater whole.

TPBM got expelled from school for wagging it so was happy to be expelled.
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Old 06-02-2012, 04:18 PM   #1508
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Sort of true we are all one small part of a greater whole.

TPBM got expelled from school for wagging it so was happy to be expelled.
False. I was 'asked to leave' for being a toe-rag. I was a tad rambunctious when I was younger.

The person below me can't believe it's not butter!
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Old 08-02-2012, 11:41 AM   #1509
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I dont care if its butter or not

The person below me thinks marg is poison and is scared to bits
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Old 08-02-2012, 12:33 PM   #1510
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False! I don't eat butter, or marg!!


The person below me, is a male - who will agree to come and do my housework for me - naked!!
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Old 08-02-2012, 01:36 PM   #1511
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False! I don't eat butter, or marg!!


The person below me, is a male - who will agree to come and do my housework for me - naked!!
True. I'll be glad to go 'tackle out' whilst mopping your floor and dusting your ornaments.

The person below me is amba..ambie...ambaba...abelab....can write with both hands!
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Old 08-02-2012, 01:44 PM   #1512
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True. I'll be glad to go 'tackle out' whilst mopping your floor and dusting your ornaments.

The person below me is amba..ambie...ambaba...abelab....can write with both hands!
Cool! Can't wait!! LOL!!



Oh, you mean bilingual!! No - i'm right handed!!


The person below me, has some stubborn underwear stains!!

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Old 08-02-2012, 01:50 PM   #1513
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Cool! Can't wait!! LOL!!



Oh, you mean bilingual!! No - i'm right handed!!


The person below me, has some stubborn underwear stains!!
False I have a homemade technique similar to a BD to keep my bottom crusty free and my panties skid free.


TPBM
Wipes their bottom with one hand as instructed by the koran.
And knows if it's the left or right hand.

This can cause problems akin to left or right hand drive cars) concerning toilet cubicles that may have bog roll on either side..

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Old 08-02-2012, 02:50 PM   #1514
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False! I've never read the Koran!
(Is it true, that in some faiths - they must eat with their right hand - and wipe their arses, with the left? Adding to that - if they are caught stealing , do they cut off their right hand first! So that they have to eat - with the same hand - that they wipe their arse with!!! Answers please?

The person below me, has experienced anal sex?

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Old 08-02-2012, 04:06 PM   #1515
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False! I've never read the Koran!
(Is it true, that in some faiths - they must eat with their right hand - and wipe their arses, with the left? Adding to that - if they are caught stealing , do they cut off their right hand first! So that they have to eat - with the same hand - that they wipe their arse with!!! Answers please?

The person below me, has experienced anal sex?
False. I have yet to earn my 'chocolate wings'

The person below me wants to come to Warwick Arts Centre on Sunday May 6th and watch a double recording of 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'. Ticket price is on me - along with the Milky Bars.
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:03 AM   #1516
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Too late!

Ticket has been taken. I managed to find someone with a sense of humour.



The person below me wishes the Nazis had won WWII because they think eugenics is a misunderstood science.
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Old 17-02-2012, 09:09 PM   #1517
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Too late!

Ticket has been taken. I managed to find someone with a sense of humour.



The person below me wishes the Nazis had won WWII because they think eugenics is a misunderstood science.
Communism was the problem. Hitler wanted to cut peace deals with the UK either to make us neutral or for us to allie with Germany etc to defeat Kosher Communists, some who'd been trying to take over Germany's govt since 1920 ish.

TPB has a fetish for black booty tang.
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:20 PM   #1518
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The person bellow me doesn't know who financed the nazi party in germany.
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:34 PM   #1519
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False.

The person below me wears silk stockings.
True....sometimes's

The person below has a warrant out for their arrest.
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:50 PM   #1520
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True....sometimes's

The person below has a warrant out for their arrest.

False (as far as I know).

The person below me likes tinned marrowfat peas.
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