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Old 06-02-2007, 11:51 AM   #61
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LIVING WILL

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room and I
said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative
state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If
that ever
happens, just pull the plug."





She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.


She's Such A Bitch......
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Old 07-02-2007, 08:00 AM   #62
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To attach a file to a new post, simply click the [Manage Attachments] button at the bottom of the post composition page, and locate the file that you want to attach from your local hard drive.
Don't know how to attach jpeg files. Can't find the Manage Attachments button.

At the bottom of the this page (the page I am inputting this message) says
"you may not post attachments"..

Post attachments is only for subscribers?

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Old 07-02-2007, 08:32 AM   #63
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Louise Hay,

I haven't used Manage Attachments until now, and discovered it only accepts small pics as i just discovered when i tried to up upload,
i got this message:
actual church window.jpg:
Your file of 135.7 KB bytes exceeds the forum's limit of 97.7 KB for this filetype.
.

I always use ImageShack for uploads from my hard drive....
as you can see here:

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Old 07-02-2007, 08:39 AM   #64
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Don't know how to attach jpeg files. Can't find the Manage Attachments button.

At the bottom of the this page (the page I am inputting this message) says
"you may not post attachments"..

Post attachments is only for subscribers?

Thanks
As for attachments hehehee this isn't your inbox.
NO forum has the provision for posting users attachments.
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:45 AM   #65
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Installing windows vista (Video)

(Take this guy's advice!)

http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Inst...ista-87b3.html
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:11 AM   #66
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:16 AM   #67
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On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful — are working in the church library putting away books. After working feverishly to get the job done, the first nun turns to the second and says, "I can't take this heat anymore! Do you think it would be all right if we removed our shirts to cool off while we worked?"

The second nun, feeling the heat herself, decides that it would be acceptable since no one else was present. She locked the door and closed the curtains, and then the two nuns removed their shirts and kept working. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" asks the first nun.

"It's the blind man," says the voice behind the door.

"Well, a blind man can't see our nakedness. We can let him in," the other nun says, and opens the door.

"Wow!" says the blind man, "Nice tits! I gotta run back to the truck. Where do you want me to install these blinds?"
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:24 AM   #68
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:45 AM   #69
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:54 AM   #70
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:00 AM   #71
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:04 AM   #72
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> >>Read the text below first before looking at the pic!

> >>To my darling husband,
> >>
> >>Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you
> >>know about the small accident I had with the Ute when I turned into the
> >>driveway.
> >>Fortunately, not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't
> >>worry too much about me.
> >>I was coming home from K-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
> >>accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
> >>garage door is slightly bent but the Ute fortunately came to a halt when
> >>it bumped into your car.
> >>I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
> >>will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
> >>sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you
> >>in my arms again.
> >>Your loving wife,
> >>
> >>P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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Old 08-02-2007, 12:15 PM   #73
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Subject: Fw: The Aussie Dunny



>> The Aussie Dunny..a real Australian story--if ever there is
> one!
>>
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>>
>> Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime,
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>> He never had a day off crook - gone before his time,
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>> We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat,
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>> A startled look upon his face, his trousers round his feet,
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>> The doctor said his heart was good - fit as any trout,
>>
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>> The Constable he had his say, "foul play " was not ruled out,
>>
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>> There were theories at the inquest of snakebite without trace,
>>
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>> Of redbacks quietly creeping and death from outer space,
>>
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>> No-one had a clue at all - the judge was in some doubt,
>>
>>
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>> When dad was called to have his say as to how it came about,
>>
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>> "I reckon I can clear it up," said dad with trembling breath,
>>
>>
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>> "You see it's quite a story - but it could explain his death."
>>
>>
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>> "This here exploration mob had been looking at our soil,
>>
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>> And they reckoned that our farm was just the place for oil,
>>
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>> So they came and put a bore down and said they'd make some
> trials,
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>> They drilled a hole as deep as hell, they said about three
> miles,
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>> Well, they never found a trace of oil and off they went, post
> haste,
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>> And I couldn't see a hole like that go to flamin' waste,
>>
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>> So I moved the dunny over it - real smart move I thought,
>>
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>> I'd never have to dig again - I'd never be "caught short",
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>> The day I moved the dunny, it looked a proper sight,
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>> But I didn't dream poor Granddad would pass away that night,
>>
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>> Now I reckon what has happened - poor Granddad didn't know,
>>
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>> The dunny was re-located when that night he had to go,
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>> And you'll probably be wondering how poor Granddad did his
> dash--
>>
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>> Well, he always used to hold his breath - until he heard the
> splash
>>! !
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:25 PM   #74
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Old 09-02-2007, 08:42 AM   #76
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:19 AM   #77
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A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex last night with two 20-year-old girls and I had sex with each one three times."

The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession."

The man says, "I have never been to confession, I am Jewish."

"So why are you telling me?" asked the priest.

The man says, "I'm telling everybody."
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:31 AM   #79
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Viral Videos - A tribute to Anna Nicole Smith.

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