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Old 05-12-2016, 11:20 AM   #61
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Here's some more tidying up for you... required at the Tate!
http://news.sky.com/story/giant-butt...nders-10684077
Oh yea ... there's some priceless stuff being entered for this competition , winner to be announced today ...



This one's not very anatomically correct ! Where's the bum hole , it should be there , delivering solid waste , on the hour , to anyone daft enough to pay to see it.
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Old 05-12-2016, 02:22 PM   #62
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Here's some more tidying up for you... required at the Tate!

http://news.sky.com/story/giant-butt...nders-10684077

Hahaha

I hadn't seen that.

Just took a quick look and when my brain cells resumed some kind of normality I don't think I could actually put on here what I thought without my post being censored.

The word incinerator also came to mind

Gonna save reading that till later ....thanks!!
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Old 06-12-2016, 12:12 PM   #63
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Oh yea ... there's some priceless stuff being entered for this competition , winner to be announced today ...



This one's not very anatomically correct ! Where's the bum hole , it should be there , delivering solid waste , on the hour , to anyone daft enough to pay to see it.
Or a big enough orifice for idiots to put their head in.

But the winner is, Helen Marten, with a load of old rubbish, literally, stuff she picks up that includes cotton buds, bicycle chains, shells, marbles, snooker chalk, fish skins, show soles and eggs.
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Old 04-01-2017, 01:08 AM   #64
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Old 05-01-2017, 04:40 PM   #65
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Very talented Velma!
I agree!
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Old 07-01-2017, 12:46 PM   #66
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I agree!
Thank-you.

But it's all very well painting "celebrities."

(I try to paint 'non-Illuminatis')

I need to use my artistic muscle to fight the power!

Anti-NWO paintings!
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Old 12-02-2017, 07:13 PM   #67
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Is it permissible to post links to portfolios? I do fine art nude photography I do not consider it to be porn just thought i'd ask beforehand
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Old 12-02-2017, 07:38 PM   #68
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Not that I make the best art critic, but I know talent when I see it. Those paintings look stunning, Velma.
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Old 12-02-2017, 07:47 PM   #69
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Velma is way better than Van Gogh!
I wouldn't dispute that. She's certainly much better than most of the stuff going through art galleries today. That's for sure.
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Old 10-05-2017, 09:13 PM   #70
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Velma - your art is fantastic
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