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Old 17-06-2013, 08:57 PM   #1
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Default Are we a bit like a 'Religion'?

Are we a form of sect or a bit like a new religion do you think?
We have a sort of high priest and clergy ( Mr Icke, staff and mods).
High holy days ( big venue gigs by Mr Icke).
Prophecy.
Miracle stories
Healings
Magic
Holy Books ( Mr Icke's opus)
True believers.
Wise and Holy Hermits ( steppewar for example)
Zealots
Nibblers , interested at the fringes.
New Converts
Old hands
And of course
Heretics in the form of trolls and nay sayers.
It's a robust, tried and tested model is a religion as an organisational structure.
We have our own Holy Orders and denominational equivalents too...
The Jesuit-like Saville threaders.
Unitarian-like pro masons.
Southern Baptist-like anti masons
Camp-Meeting Methodists in the Manchester Get Together sect.
The Pentecostalist-like chem trailers ( all enthusiasm , very little theology).
A version of the Opus Dei ( mods).
Little sisters of perpetual Indulgence... Pro gay equality in all things posters.
Our very own Dominicans.. In the Hitler was a nice guy crowd,
not forgetting the DIF forum version of the Holy Inquisition in those who would happily torture any and all Jews given half a chance.
At the bottom there's us nominal 'go to meeting' attenders who pop a few bob into the collection plate and without whom any religion would be fecked.

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Old 18-06-2013, 06:24 AM   #2
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Yeah. There's Alex Jones, who's like an irate Mother Theresa. And Jeff Rense, the non-Muslim polygamist.

The good thing about THIS 'religion' is that the only wars it wages is with itself.
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Old 18-06-2013, 08:33 PM   #3
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Yes, we are a religion

They are a religion

Everything is a religion

Lactose-intolerant people are a fucking religion
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Old 18-06-2013, 08:50 PM   #4
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Truth isn't a religion. Religions are about lies, deceit and control. This is about the opposite. Breaking free from all chains, figuring out what we individually find to be the truth

Peace, love, harmony and wisdom

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Old 18-06-2013, 09:17 PM   #5
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"You look like a forum but you feel like a religion to me.."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoLfWiSGRZ4
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Old 22-06-2013, 03:56 PM   #6
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As i see it the purpose of DI's message is to find out what is going on, until all the dots are joined and the big picture is seen. Then it is time to move on. There are those who are obsessed with the details and stuck.

Its like religion. Religion can be a basic introductory experience of spirituality. Belonging to a group of like minded people can be very encouraging and comforting in the early stages of awakening. Then when all that can be learned is taken in its time to move on. Time to develop and individual relationship with being and infinite consciousness. Those who get stuck in the dogma of the message and belief system end up damaging themselves and everyone around them.
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Old 28-06-2013, 06:58 PM   #7
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I wouldnt say we are a religion i would say we are a "movement" that simply spreads and uncovers conspiracy theories and conspiracy FACTS.
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Old 30-06-2013, 09:48 PM   #8
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If we are a religion, what should we call it and ourselves?

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Old 30-06-2013, 10:19 PM   #9
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Arrow This believe only created your own Religion!

Only believers of all types having a 'Religion'!


Those which do not believe anyone and are following there knowing are not related to any religions even if such individual would attend in a church!

Its the word believe and its consequence which relates you to Religion ............


No believe no Religion ........ just knowing is the key to get out of all these religions!


Churches and scripture are not of any problem ........... but believe & believers are the single biggest problem on earth! ...........


Any believe!! ........... even if you believe your are a Mason! ..... this believe only created your own Religion & therefore you are not free & enslaved yourself through believing something!

I believe I'm better than others ............ enslaved again!

I believe I'm greater than others ............ enslaved again!

I believe my mother is the best ............ enslaved again!

I believe I'm free ............ enslaved again!

I believe I'm right ............ enslaved again!

I believe the money will go up or down ............ enslaved again!


Once you start knowing things all Religions will become obsolete ............. and true freedom will be the result!

Its not the problem what's out there ......... the problem is the believe of anything which creates your own Religion!


Well you people always believe you need prove:


The word Religion & its first related origin: ....... you trusting or believing in numbers??



'' RELIGION '' = 89 = 17 = 8

Here is the first one match = '' YALDABAOTH '' = 89 = 17 = 8

Here is the second match = '' O LUCIFER '' = 89 = 17 = 8
'' IS YOU '' = 89 = 17 = 8
'' MYRIADS '' = 89 = 17 = 8
'' SERAPHIM '' = 89 = 17 = 8



'' THE RELIGIONS '' = 141 = 6

'' FOOLISHNESS '' = 141 = 6


'' THE RELIGION '' = 122 = 5
'' THE SEALED BOOK '' = 122 = 5


'' ALL RELIGIONS '' = 133 = 7

'' HIDDEN SECRETS '' = 133 = 7
'' WE WILL BE CHANGED '' = 133 = 7


'' RELIGIONS IS BAD '' = 143 = 8

'' FINISHED AND FALLEN '' = 143 = 8



'' WHAT IS RELIGION '' = 169 = 16 = 7

Here is the third match = '' DOUBLE CROSSED CAIN '' = 169 = 16 = 7
Here are there many, many offspring's & fourth match = '' I AM A CROSSED MASON '' = 169 = 16 = 7



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Old 01-07-2013, 07:21 PM   #10
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Grandmaster, despite the mickey take of your original post, and even though this thread is in the Have A Laugh section, it seems the joke has been completely lost by some of the replies. That in itself makes me smile.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:26 PM   #11
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An old German saying:

"Welche a religion definieren? Wer sagt, dass eine religion ist schlecht?"
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:26 PM   #12
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No sense of humour some people.
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