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Old 08-06-2016, 07:19 AM   #61
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Up to you. Up to her, her own DECISIONS.
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Old 08-06-2016, 01:57 PM   #62
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Technician to Tim : But it's not your computer. Is it. It's Wernham Hogg's computer.

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Old 08-06-2016, 03:06 PM   #63
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Technician to Tim : But it's not your computer. Is it. It's Wernham Hogg's computer.
Not a quote now but in reference to the above, a week ago I bought a new set of PC speakers and the shop assistant had much the same zombie-like personality. It must go with the territory.
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Old 18-06-2016, 07:49 AM   #64
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Stop trying to worm your way into someone else's photo!
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Old 05-07-2016, 10:24 PM   #65
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Well, don't do that, eat it out! There's people starving in the world - which I hate. *looks at camera*
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Old 05-07-2016, 10:33 PM   #66
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What, am I doing in there, with a dildo?
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Old 27-07-2016, 03:34 PM   #67
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This guy has obviously channeled the Brent-meister, along with Fast Show's Colin Hunt - who also works in an office.

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Old 28-02-2017, 08:34 PM   #68
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"Are you called 'David' as well?"

"Oh for fuck's sake! He knows who I am."
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Old 28-02-2017, 11:39 PM   #69
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Id let you stay at mine......
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Love is natural, Hate is taught....

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Old 01-03-2017, 06:31 AM   #70
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Old 01-03-2017, 06:34 AM   #71
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Big day today, Swindon lot are arriving. I've laid on a little do for them, part of the job. If you're asking me what vibe I'm gonna lay down it's gonna be very much just a 'chill out, let's get to know each other' *type of vibe*.
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Old 01-03-2017, 08:15 AM   #72
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You know that saying, 'softly softly, catchy monkey'?.... I could catch a monkey....
I could catch them with the poison of the deadly frogs.

EDIT: And of course, this needs to be here.


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Old 01-03-2017, 04:19 PM   #73
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If there’s one thing I don’t like, it’s nicknames. Because nicknames... are bad names.
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Old 04-03-2017, 02:41 AM   #74
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"Who else has seen this filth"
"Women are as filthy as men"
"Women are dirty"
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Old 04-03-2017, 08:12 AM   #75
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"Who else has seen this filth"
"Women are as filthy as men"
"Women are dirty"
It's SEXIST. And I hate that.
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Old 04-03-2017, 09:08 AM   #76
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I don't do sloppy seconds....
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Old 04-03-2017, 09:52 AM   #77
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He's a weird little bloke! Look at his face, and his rubbish clothes.
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Old 07-04-2017, 06:38 AM   #78
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He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?
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Old 17-05-2017, 08:49 AM   #79
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New secretary. Efficient.
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Old 17-05-2017, 10:16 AM   #80
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I THINK THERES BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!!!!!

I got his attention.... Always get their attention.
Sometimes the complaints will be false. OK? Good.
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