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Old 28-05-2016, 06:28 AM   #1
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Well, don't say it like that! All the money collected is for both dances, both were excellent dances. If there is a difference, mine was impromptu.
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If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Einstein, Newton...you know. I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions.
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Some of you seem to have got off on the wrong foot with me. You didn't like some of the jokes I told earlier. You've got to chill out, yeah? Trust me, this is what I do, all right? You will never work in a place like this again. Fact.
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Its not that I'm in it, or I'm a prude. Pornography degrades women.....
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I THINK THERES BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!!!!!

I got his attention.... Always get their attention.
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I THINK THERES BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!!!!!

I got his attention.... Always get their attention.
If it's a Basil Fawlty type character, well maybe I should do it, just for the comedy.

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Its not that I'm in it, or I'm a prude. Pornography degrades women.....
"Women are equal."

"I've always said that, so..."
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I don't agree with that in the work place....
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I don't agree with that in the work place....
Do you NOT know who Eric Hitchmow is??
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Why do you want to work here?......Shoot....
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Tim " The farmer doesnt have a wife"
Gareth " How can a farmer not have a wife?"
Tim " Because he's gay Gareth, the farmers gay"
Gareth " Gays shouldnt be allowed near animals..." hohohoh
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I can make the dream come true, AKA, for you.
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He went home to get it.

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https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/r/r...reeway_crd.htm

Love is free and the freeways long.

She's not dead!
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She's not dead!
You? It sounds gay....
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You? It sounds gay....
He's looking at a photo
Not of me of his girlfriend.....

It's not gay!


What's the vibe for the second half?
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Lesbians, probably..... Sisters. I'm just watching.
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Love this thread, know it all only series ive watched again and again recently, just too good cant wait for the film. Shit gareth and tim arent in it gareth was too good!
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Love this thread, know it all only series ive watched again and again recently, just too good cant wait for the film. Shit gareth and tim arent in it gareth was too good!
Got the dvd. I lived and breathed it (OK, quoted it) between 2001 and 2005.

Trailer looks excellent. Yes a real shame those two won't be part of it.
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Gareth Keenan Investigates!
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