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Old 25-01-2016, 07:15 PM   #1
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Default Ever wanted to try your hand at psychic reading?

Now's your chance;

Type something about the person above you that you couldn't possibly know other than from being psychic.

can be as long winded and in depth or as short and sweet as you like.

one thing i would say is don't try to do predictions....... because it cannot be verified in which case what's the point?

the idea is that you find out if you can get anything via esp about the person above you. and get it verified too if the person you are reading is kind enough to follow up with letting you know what was correct and what was not.

since there's nooone above me i can't really do a reading yet. however, i can get the ball rolling by asking you a question about myself;

What was the last thing i ate before posting this thread?

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Old 25-01-2016, 07:31 PM   #2
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No idea. Your turn.

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Old 25-01-2016, 08:53 PM   #3
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Joanofarc ate peaches after devouring half an ommelette.

Cosmic had two slices of toast with cheese and bacon.


Joanofarc lives with 4 dogs and 2 cats. One of them is called Tipsy. (Bear with me, I am taking your advice and writing whatever comes into my head, with no censorship or filtering!) A neighbour has been irritating your recently and your kettle isn't working right. You like sheep and goats. Oh, you had a turtle when you were a child, and his name was Jip. (I just wrote wtf was in my head! )


Cosmic you've got some leg trouble. haha, I know that from another thread. Damn, this is a bit challenging. Ok.... your loo roll needs replacing, someone is smoking near you, there are doves or pigeons outside your window (because we talked of birds the other day?), your ironing is waiting to be done, a friend has promised to visit you this Saturday, and there is a woman with a pink handbag holding a phone.


There you both go. Happy now?
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Old 25-01-2016, 09:04 PM   #4
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Now's your chance;

Type something about the person above you that you couldn't possibly know other than from being psychic.

can be as long winded and in depth or as short and sweet as you like.

one thing i would say is don't try to do predictions....... because it cannot be verified in which case what's the point?

the idea is that you find out if you can get anything via esp about the person above you. and get it verified too if the person you are reading is kind enough to follow up with letting you know what was correct and what was not.

since there's nooone above me i can't really do a reading yet. however, i can get the ball rolling by asking you a question about myself;

What was the last thing i ate before posting this thread?


Braised leg of liver and BBqed chicken lips

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Old 25-01-2016, 09:27 PM   #5
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[QUOTE=tildatod;1062669726]Joanofarc ate peaches after devouring half an ommelette.

Cosmic had two slices of toast with cheese and bacon.




Cosmic you've got some leg trouble. haha, I know that from another thread. Damn, this is a bit challenging. Ok.... your loo roll needs replacing, someone is smoking near you, there are doves or pigeons outside your window (because we talked of birds the other day?), your ironing is waiting to be done, a friend has promised to visit you this Saturday, and there is a woman with a pink handbag holding a phone.


OK summary:

Meal totally wrong, I had a lamb chop, bak-ed potato and petit pois, followed by a banana.

Amidst all my other physical crises my left leg made a total recovery about 3 weeks ago. I now have a totally different set of ailments to deal with.
There is enough bogroll in this house to sink a ship. Right about the (Wood)pigeon and collared doves, they're here everyday. Ironing is done. No promise of any visit from anyone this Saturday. The only person who smokes in here is me.

Intrigued by She with the pink handbag holding a phone...who IS SHE ???!! Never heard of her...

...good try though....

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Old 25-01-2016, 09:31 PM   #6
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Uh oh.... I'll have to work harder cosmic!

You have a tattoo of a firefly on your left calf. That's gotta be right. Gotta be!
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Uh oh.... I'll have to work harder cosmic!

You have a tattoo of a firefly on your left calf. That's gotta be right. Gotta be!
Sorry. I'm 'morally' against tattoos or piercings. Don't have either and would look daft if I did. Perhaps you're psychically cross wiring me with someone else ?

Come on Joan, can you astonish us all with some correct perceptions ?

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Old 25-01-2016, 09:41 PM   #8
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Sorry. I'm 'morally' against tattoos or piercings. Perhaps you're psychically cross wiring me with someone else ?
Yeah, Madonna. I told my OH that you've informed me that everything I've read for you is quite wrong. LOL, he shrugged and said "he's lying".

I'm psychic at times during the quiz. GI asked us some fucking awful question yesterday. Something like what was the noisy invention by Thomas Glass in 1890 or something? We were guessing hooter, fire alarm, siren etc. As a joke I wrote: Bomb. I was right. Another time they asked how many beads or something can fit into some other thing....we kept guessing and eventually I was pisstaking and said something like 50 billion. It was right. So, is that being psychic, or is that a wild guess?
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Come on Joan, can you astonish us all with some correct perceptions ?
You gotta have a turn Cosmic!
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Yeah, Madonna. I told my OH that you've informed me that everything I've read for you is quite wrong. LOL, he shrugged and said "he's lying".

I'm psychic at times during the quiz. GI asked us some fucking awful question yesterday. Something like what was the noisy invention by Thomas Glass in 1890 or something? We were guessing hooter, fire alarm, siren etc. As a joke I wrote: Bomb. I was right. Another time they asked how many beads or something can fit into some other thing....we kept guessing and eventually I was pisstaking and said something like 50 billion. It was right. So, is that being psychic, or is that a wild guess?
FYI I am pretty sure the right guess was the fire siren . bombs was invented just after the invention of gun powder
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Old 25-01-2016, 09:47 PM   #11
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FYI I am pretty sure the right guess was the fire siren . bombs was invented just after the invention of gun powder
Sheesh Eno...are you saying I'm not a psychic or good guesser? Are you? Are you? Sigh. As if it's not bad enough that I got 2/500 points. Of courseIi was over half an hour late, so that explains it really.
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Well now...here we have a conundrum given that I don't go out of my way making a total tit of myself a making wild guesses which are probably totally wrong, I don't think I'm psychic but do have some radar for intuititive transferentialism which is probably something totally different...
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Well now...here we have a conundrum given that I don't go out of my way making a total tit of myself a making wild guesses which are probably totally wrong, I don't think I'm psychic but do have some radar for intuititive transferentialism which is probably something totally different...
Oh Cosmic, it's Monday night! Don't be such a serious Suzie! Why do you think we are making tits of ourselves? It's a game. Well, that's the spirit I took it in. If I were psychic for real, I wouldn't be on DIF, I'd be making some money off it, and informing people about their loo roll status all over the world!
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... Where's Joan gone ? She started all this.
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Old 26-01-2016, 09:02 AM   #15
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Hi guys
I'll reply properly this evening when I'm at home at my computer. Thanks for your responses.
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Sheesh Eno...are you saying I'm not a psychic or good guesser? Are you? Are you? Sigh. As if it's not bad enough that I got 2/500 points. Of courseIi was over half an hour late, so that explains it really.
hahaha. I am 99 % sure I am right.

on another note. I have been known to have visions about the near future and I have also done "readings" of people but sort of not on purpose. I will elaborate a little later as I am busy right now. and I will give it a go on here to. I do think I need to be standing close to the person I read but we shall see.
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hahaha. I am 99 % sure I am right.

on another note. I have been known to have visions about the near future and I have also done "readings" of people but sort of not on purpose. I will elaborate a little later as I am busy right now. and I will give it a go on here to. I do think I need to be standing close to the person I read but we shall see.
Print my name on some paper and put it next to your feet. Job done.

I have prophetic dreams about some of my insane family members. I have dreams full of chaos about them. Usually IS an indication that the bastards are up to no good. Have had dreams about some of the nasty family members two nights running now. In one of the dreams I had last night one of the nasties had an argument with someone, and then went out partying with a business partner, and then later they committed suicide. Nice of my brain to show me them....
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Old 26-01-2016, 05:44 PM   #18
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Joanofarc ate peaches after devouring half an ommelette.

Cosmic had two slices of toast with cheese and bacon.


Joanofarc lives with 4 dogs and 2 cats. One of them is called Tipsy. (Bear with me, I am taking your advice and writing whatever comes into my head, with no censorship or filtering!) A neighbour has been irritating your recently and your kettle isn't working right. You like sheep and goats. Oh, you had a turtle when you were a child, and his name was Jip. (I just wrote wtf was in my head! )


Cosmic you've got some leg trouble. haha, I know that from another thread. Damn, this is a bit challenging. Ok.... your loo roll needs replacing, someone is smoking near you, there are doves or pigeons outside your window (because we talked of birds the other day?), your ironing is waiting to be done, a friend has promised to visit you this Saturday, and there is a woman with a pink handbag holding a phone.


There you both go. Happy now?
Hey Tildatod

I don't have cats at the moment and I've never had dogs. although I don't have an irritating neighbour, my partner has incredibly annoying neighbours where he lives. yes I LOVE sheep and goats. YES I had a tourtoise when I was a child but can't remember its name I think it might have been Charlie. December before last I bought my partner a kettle because his wasn't working right, kept dripping.

so pretty good Tildatod! I think it's great to practice and get feedback. each 'no that's incorrect' you get only helps you to fine tune. so the no's are positive in that they help you learn.

I would also say to just bear in mind that when you see animals around me you could even be picking up on animals I've had in the past. so maybe try giving a descrption if you can actually see them in your mind's eye.

oh and btw no I didn't have peaches or omelette when I wrote the thread. but I did have omelette the night before.
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so, I better do a reading for tildatod

just gotta make a phone call then i'll get back on the case
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Old 26-01-2016, 06:01 PM   #20
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Tildatod, ok here's my reading.

I'm guessing you are female. I am definitely picking up on a female energy even if you're not.

ok I'm just gonna type some pretty random things here as they come to me.

for some reason I'm getting stripey socks? haha but maybe I'm just seeing that cos you're avatar is stripey??
animals bear a significance in your life, it might be animal causes. pretty much all animals.

you are lots of fun. I'm getting that you are 'oodles' of fun.

also picking up about getting high grades in English and maths.

ya a good person with a conscience.

you keep private stuff private and you don't spill the beans to any tom dick or harry.

something you do burns a lot of calories.

and something about eating raw onion lol

also getting about a fresh stew.

you also have a flair for writing.

can you take being singled out as a trouble maker ever in your life?

keep getting about onions lol

also getting words 'deep purple'

ok cheers.
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