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Old 06-02-2013, 07:26 PM   #6121
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Old 06-02-2013, 07:31 PM   #6122
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Old 06-02-2013, 07:38 PM   #6123
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Old 06-02-2013, 09:20 PM   #6124
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I got in touch with the Inner Me today (That's the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll)

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Old 06-02-2013, 11:12 PM   #6125
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Old 07-02-2013, 05:52 PM   #6126
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just wrong...
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:39 PM   #6127
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It's a bloody conspiracy I tell you!

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Old 07-02-2013, 07:42 PM   #6128
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We've all done it...

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Old 08-02-2013, 02:31 PM   #6129
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Anyway, back on topic...

Illuminati just went public.
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Old 08-02-2013, 02:54 PM   #6130
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2012 Edinburgh Frings one-liner awards:

(Sorry if it's been posted before!)

1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
I love the number eight one, riveting was the downfall of the Olympic and made the M13s like clusterbombs targetting the Tonys...
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Old 08-02-2013, 06:41 PM   #6131
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Old 08-02-2013, 06:48 PM   #6132
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can you explain to me what's funny about that?
That is sick at best...
It doesn't belong in this thread.
Obviously someone without a sense of humour!! It's a humour thread! No one gave a limit - on how sick that humour should be!! LOL!
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:43 PM   #6134
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:49 PM   #6135
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sounds familliar? Any one?

lol.
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Old 09-02-2013, 08:38 AM   #6136
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Old 11-02-2013, 08:08 PM   #6137
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SHOCK REPORT! ........ BEEF FOUND IN TESCO READY MEAL.



Only joking, only just.

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It's just been one of them days.

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Old 12-02-2013, 01:13 AM   #6139
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There's also the problem of the rod simply spinning in the cats arse, Would it help if the rod had an anticlockwise thread?

BTW All rights reserved squid inc. & Devorian enterprise. (c) protected.

The question of the rod up the cats' hoop is now moot.

This is now about patent and copyright, all further correspondence should be relayed through my lawyers "Haddaway and Shite"

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