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Old 01-06-2016, 12:11 PM   #41
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Brent : It was a stitch up...they filmed hours of a good bloke doin' a good job of work who accidentally head butts an employee which they cudda cut out. But do they cut it out ? Wot ? No !! Leave that bit in !! We wanna dumb down, we wanna show 'em the biggest plonker ever to get on TV...


...I'm not a plonker.

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Old 01-06-2016, 02:33 PM   #42
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Use your imagination. Young, free, and single....... Motels.
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Old 01-06-2016, 02:56 PM   #43
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Brent : It was a stitch up...they filmed hours of a good bloke doin' a good job of work who accidentally head butts an employee which they cudda cut out. But do they cut it out ? Wot ? No !! Leave that bit in !! We wanna dumb down, we wanna show 'em the biggest plonker ever to get on TV...


...I'm not a plonker.
It's all in the pauses. Nuance.
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Old 01-06-2016, 02:57 PM   #44
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Use your imagination. Young, free, and single....... Motels.
Don't try to work out if I meant something or not, it's an innuendo!
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Old 01-06-2016, 02:59 PM   #45
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Old 01-06-2016, 03:39 PM   #46
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Love it!! Just watched both series and christmas specials over the last couple of days.

Classic stuff.

"I was already wet, so the jokes on her"
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Old 01-06-2016, 04:14 PM   #47
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Get out. Go on, I've opened the door for you! If you don't wanna make it, go now. Save us all a bit of time, yeah?
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Old 01-06-2016, 04:23 PM   #48
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'Inside Paper'. Inside the paper bin now. Recycle that; it's a shame, cos...
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Old 01-06-2016, 04:25 PM   #49
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Now. You don't punish anyone, dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs!!!!

If anything, they should be rewarded....
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Old 01-06-2016, 04:31 PM   #50
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Now. You don't punish anyone, dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs!!!!

If anything, they should be rewarded....
They should be equal *cups hands*
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Old 02-06-2016, 09:36 AM   #51
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David can I stay in bed all day?
Yes you can David
They're both me, that's not me in bed with another bloke called David.
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Old 02-06-2016, 10:00 AM   #52
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"What is it, skunk?"

"No, just weed. Do you want some?"

"Nah."

"Are you SURE?"

"Yeah, no - I'm on a diet, you know. When I get me wages I go to Munchy City. Mad enough without the gear, anyway. I'll take a raincheck, yeah? Catch you later, chill."
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Old 04-06-2016, 04:02 PM   #53
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'Hello, Gareth Keenan?'

'Cock.'
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Old 04-06-2016, 04:07 PM   #54
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Oggy!!!!!

Oggy oggy oggy, oink oink, oink
Oggy oggy oggy, oink oink, oink
Oggy...(oink).....Oggy.....(oink)
Oggy oggy oggy, oink oink, oink!
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Gareth in meeting : (*fingers in ears*) Lallalallalalllallallallallallalllalah. I do not wanna hear that. Any other business ?

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Old 05-06-2016, 04:33 PM   #56
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Gareth in meeting : (*fingers in ears*) Lallalallalalllallallallallallalllalah. I do not wanna hear that. Any other business ?
"No no no, I'm assistant manager, tell me first!"
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Old 05-06-2016, 04:33 PM   #57
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What is the single most important thing for a company? Is it the building? Is it the stock? Is it the turnover? It's the people - investment in people, yeah?
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Old 05-06-2016, 05:20 PM   #58
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Taffy. It's me. Brentmeister General. How's that wife of yours ? Has she left you yet ? Oh she has left you hasn't she. Forgot about that. ( looks into camera)
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Oggy!!!!!

Oggy oggy oggy, oink oink, oink
Oggy oggy oggy, oink oink, oink
Oggy...(oink).....Oggy.....(oink)
Oggy oggy oggy, oink oink, oink!
Have you spoken to oggy recently???
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Have you spoken to oggy recently???
He sounds GREAT.
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