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Old 04-11-2013, 08:02 AM   #27
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We had a college tutor who came from Norfolk and he was a highly sexed perv! Also, I once stayed B&B on a Norfolk farm and the husband used to stand in the garden looking up at our room, and he would quickly move if we spotted him! They are like the clich├ęd country bumpkins who lie in the field, chewing grass and shouting girls over. I bought some plums from an old lady on a farm and her gargoyle son was standing next to her salivating. He suddenly went around a corner and the next thing I know, he was running across the horizon of a distant field like a werewolf! I thought 'how did he get over there so fast!'.

I'm sure there are some nice folk too.
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