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Old 14-04-2010, 01:10 AM   #4564
zach luebke
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Originally Posted by don coyote View Post
Come'n listen to mah story 'bout a man named "Red"
Sick little bastard liked to give his Cousin head
an' then one day they was shootin' at some food
an' down from the river come a couple canoes.

"Boy",... he said... "That's a purty mouth ye' got there"...

Well the first thing ya know, Ned Beaty's ass is sore
'Cuz ol' Red treated him like a two-bit whore
'Till Burt Reynolds come an' shot him with his bow
Then they all started diggin' an' they threw him in the hole.

Buried him, that is..... now ol' Red's just feeding the worms.
Goddamned Gay Hillbilly.

.....(Banjo solo).....

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Red an' his foreskin.
Don't bend over or he'll find someplace to dip it in.
You're all invited to come back to this locality,
To have a heapin' helpin' of his hospitality.

Gay Hillbilly, that is... set a spell... take yer pants off.


HERE WE GO! ( Youtube Likes Deleting my audio, so Hope YA'LL get a chance to hear this one before that happens!) Lol

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