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Old 01-01-2011, 07:45 PM   #118
lilith light
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Originally Posted by clachan View Post
A] Crass.

Q]why is a near miss called a near miss when actually its a near hit ?
Your glass must be half empty.

Why yesterday, whilst in the bath, did my house phone do the impossible and call itself?

So when i pressed 1471, the operator said it was this homes phone number that had rang!!!
My very being is dissolving into waves of pleasure and liquid pearls!
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