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Old 19-01-2019, 09:53 PM   #7153
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas


"Optimus Prime "
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