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Old 12-12-2013, 07:44 PM   #529
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Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe...
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August 4 – Second Congo War begins. 3,900,000 people are killed before it ends in 2003, making it the bloodiest war, to date, since World War II.
7 - Yangtze River Floods: In China the Yangtze River breaks through the main bank; before this, from August 1–5, peripheral levees collapsed consecutively in Jiayu County Baizhou Bay. The death toll exceeds 12,000, with many thousands more injured -1998 U.S. embassy bombings: The bombings of the United States embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya, kill 224 people and injure over 4,500; they are linked to terrorist Osama Bin Laden, an exile of Saudi Arabia.
10 – Manchester United TV begins broadcasting, making Manchester United F.C. the world's first football team to have its own television channel - The Royal Proclamation of HRH Prince Al-Muhtadee Billah as the Crown Prince of Brunei.
15 – Omagh bombing, A terrorist bombing carried out in Northern Ireland by the Real IRA.
16 - Weetabix Women's British Golf Open
20 - U.S. embassy bombings: the United States military launches cruise missile attacks against alleged al-Qaida camps in Afghanistan and a suspected chemical plant in Sudan in retaliation for the August 7 bombings of American embassies in Kenya and Tanzania. The al-Shifa pharmaceutical factory in Khartoum is destroyed in the attack.
24 –The Netherlands is selected as the venue for the trial of the two Libyans who are charged with the Lockerbie aircraft bombing that killed 270 people in December 1988 -The first RFID human implantation is tested in the United Kingdom...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfeLJi2qCVk
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120735/
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showp...6&postcount=65When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.. A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia...http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=178784
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